Horror Movie Clichés

[bijou]

Hat tip to Chris for bringing up this topic on another thread.  There are a whole bunch of great clichés at the link here are a few:

SUMMER CAMP CLICHES:
Avoid any camp not named for an Indian like Crystal Lake or Sleepaway.

If you are a counselor, avoid picking on shy kids, they do get revenge.

If you are a camper, befriend the shy loner types, they need the companionship.

Overly friendly counselors may be recent asylum escapees.

Make sure they put away all knives, arrows and other potential weapons.

If you have sex in the woods, you will die in the woods!

Campfire legends always come back to haunt you.

If you encounter any figure wearing a hockey mask, you're a goner!

Don't go scurrying in the counselors cabin, you may discover a secret hobby.

If you happen to survive the carnage in the first film, don't appear in a sequel, you will be offed in the first few minutes.

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[Airwolf]

For people like JCC.

GOVERNMENT CLICHES
If you happen to wander onto any abandoned government facilities, do so at your risk.

Any container or package put away by the Army is almost always harmful.

If you happen to see any men wearing white environment suits, PRAY!

If you happen to meet any men wearing dark suits and dark glasses at night, they are probably not part of any government agency on Earth.

Any government developed virus or biological agent has no known cure.

If you see any large unmarked vehicles in a convoy, get out of town!

If you are being attacked by zombies, the government will nuke you and deny everything.

Government issued containers or steel drums will break down or fail at the wrong time.

If you live near a lake, it will get contaminated.

Remember they will deny everything! Take a hint from Agent Fox Muhlder and Trust No One!