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I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« on: September 02, 2012, 07:07:09 PM »
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Ichingcarpenter You're not supposed to put the insulation down your pants.(26,626 posts)

I still want my pony.....Democrats

 I want..... my unrealistic list but one that many agree with.

Bush/Cheney and the top guys tried for War Crimes for the Iraqi Wars
... not gonna happen in the US

The US to sign back on to the International Criminal Court

Criminal Prosecution for the International conspired monetary meltdownn/ antitrust laws
 
Prosecution for torture and rendition by the CIA/ Geneva convention

Break up of the major banks and financial monopolies/ rico act

No Private Prison systems

Legalization of Drugs and amnesty for prisoners of said system

Half-ing of the Defense department to spend on Education, research
space exploration,.Infrastructure

Marriage equality and rights for all humans.

Breakup of the media.. AntiTrust Laws

Tax Churches like a business

End Citizens United

Term limits. in congress 16 years.. that can be defined later, but you need to give up power once in a while.
 
End the war on Whistle blowers

End the war on pot clinics.

End the Electoral College

Internet Freedom.

Term limits for the supreme court ....16 years or less

High tax for the very rich

End the Fed.....no I'm not a Paulie....LOL

reintegrate the Freedom of Information Act..... too many redactions now

Work globally to help mankind face climate change... The US in Copenhagen sucked
 
No Private companies owning our voting system.

Redistricting to be done by a computer vs irrational humans.

Universal Health care

Paid vacations..... you work so much,,, you get days off

Elections, you get the day off but are required to vote.

and finally

Bring back Arrested Development......LOL
Wait they are...... damn




Add you own pony wish.

I'm not gonna see this shit at my age, and I know it.
Republicans are like David Icke's Repitlians
Rant over.

Anyone ever tell you that you're stupid? Well, now they have. 99% of your dreams (LOL! "99%) are unrealistic. You're damn right you ain't gonna see those things happen.

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34. Well, we have to be gentle to our pony

Otherwise the real owners might have to
decide what we want to feed that pony.

Even though that pony and I are soulmates.

OOOOOOOOOO-kay. This one's really on the edge of glory sanity.

Have at it.

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Re: I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2012, 07:11:59 PM »
Those Skittles, I have it from good sources, taste like shit.
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Re: I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2012, 07:14:36 PM »
Rev, they put everything else down their pants that doesn't belong there, why not insulation?  :cheersmate:



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Paid vacations..... you work so much,,, you get days off


That's funny, I have this already.  I have this three letter word called J-O-B-S, though.

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Re: I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2012, 07:27:11 PM »
Just another masturbating idiot that wants shit for free. Who would have guessed.
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Re: I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2012, 07:28:16 PM »
Put it on a poster.

Plaster Obama's face all over said poster.

Hang said poster in as many public venues as you can find.
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Re: I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2012, 09:24:22 PM »
I want the itching carpenter DUmmy to stop whining, get a job, and buy his own damn pony.

"Unrealistic, but we agree with it" defines the DUmbasses to a T.
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Re: I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2012, 05:10:29 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 02, 2012, 07:28:16 PM
Put it on a poster.

Plaster Obama's face all over said poster.

Hang said poster in as many public venues as you can find.

I'm up for that.  H5, BTW.
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Re: I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2012, 06:35:15 AM »
I'm going to make a fortune....... :-)

I'm thinking about buying a bunch of miniture horses and put them on a high rufage diet and multicolors of KOOL-AID. I'll collect and bag the colorful droppings and sell them to DUmmies as unicorn shitted SKITTLES. I'll sell the miniture horse offsprings as SKITTLE shitting unicorns to the richer DUmmies. And I'll sell stock in my venture to the super rich DUmmies(those that are scamming the system the most).

I'm going to make a fortune....DUmmies will believe anything and buy every lie. :-)

 
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Re: I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2012, 08:32:47 AM »


Who wouldn't want one of these ?


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Re: I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2012, 10:49:59 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 03, 2012, 06:35:15 AM
I'm going to make a fortune....... :-)

I'm thinking about buying a bunch of miniture horses and put them on a high rufage diet and multicolors of KOOL-AID. I'll collect and bag the colorful droppings and sell them to DUmmies as unicorn shitted SKITTLES. I'll sell the miniture horse offsprings as SKITTLE shitting unicorns to the richer DUmmies. And I'll sell stock in my venture to the super rich DUmmies(those that are scamming the system the most).

I'm going to make a fortune....DUmmies will believe anything and buy every lie. :-)

 

Substitute "goats" for "miniature horses".  The "byproduct" will already have the desired shape, plus DUmmies wouldn't know the difference between a goat and a miniature pony anyway.  Just glue a horn in the middle of their foreheads.   :lmao:
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Re: I Still Want My Skittle Shitting Unicorn!!
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2012, 01:52:40 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 02, 2012, 07:28:16 PM
Put it on a poster.

Plaster Obama's face all over said poster.

Hang said poster in as many public venues as you can find.

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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
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