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One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« on: August 28, 2012, 02:47:00 PM »
The DUmmy strange level is amazing
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In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong
But he/she/it/Pat isn't getting many bites.
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1. One,I'll never forget......

One,I wish I could......
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msongs (27,137 posts)
2. in one thousand years only one of those will be known nt

But the two replies don't tell us which one will be remembered.  Knowing the DUmmies and the level of strange they cover themselves with, I imagine they'll pick Michael.
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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 02:50:38 PM »
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2. in one thousand years only one of those will be known nt

Trust me, (D)Ullard.  It's not the one you're thinking of.
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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 02:51:59 PM »
I got a steal today on a Michael Jackson special, boys pants half off.
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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 03:05:38 PM »
What is the difference between a grocery sack and Michael Jackson?

One is made of plastic and harmful to children....

the other is a convenient way to carry your shopping. :rimshot:
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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 03:35:57 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on August 28, 2012, 03:05:38 PM
What is the difference between a grocery sack and Michael Jackson?

One is made of plastic and harmful to children....

the other is a convenient way to carry your shopping. :rimshot:

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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 03:39:28 PM »
Down the street from me is Michael Jackson's favorite town, Dubois (Do Boys).  :rimshot:

I know it is bad. I am trying so hard  :bawl:
« Last Edit: August 28, 2012, 03:48:33 PM by Kyle Ricky »
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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 03:46:10 PM »
What's Michael Jackson's favorite college football team?

Bring'em Young
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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 04:02:41 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 28, 2012, 03:46:10 PM
What's Michael Jackson's favorite college football team?

Bring'em Young
Penn State
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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2012, 04:06:06 PM »
Michael Jackson had himself cloned so in about ten years he could pull off the ultimate self-abuse.
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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2012, 04:09:51 PM »
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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2012, 04:16:41 PM »
Did you hear about the McJackson burger?

Fifty year old meat between eight year old buns.
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Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2012, 04:29:03 PM »
Dumb ass DUmmies
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