Maybe it's the wine, but my eyes glazed over and I got a headache about one fifth into the bitchfest. 
Oh, but think of the sacrifices your humble moderator made in copying-and-pasting it.
I thought it was a good textbook demonstration of the way primitives squibble-squabble about the least little things, which is why I posted it.
The primitives can be so cute when they wiggle-waggle their armpits at each other, almost adorable.