Waterboy tries to spoof Malkin, punks DU instead; OP hidden

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H2O Man (47,513 posts)

Malkin on Akin [View all]
(From: michellemalkin.com )

The radical left-wing in the United States has focused its full force on an attempt to destroy the candidacy of Missouri Congressman Todd Akin. The following telephone interview with Rep. Akin was conducted last night.

MM: Congressman Akin, you are being subjected to an attack of biblical proportions, for simply asserting the scientific evidence of the Pro-Life Movement. How does it effect you as an individual?

RTA: Well, Michelle, I view it in the context of our nation�s history. When God wanted our forefathers to bring civilization to the wilderness of North America, they were often subjected to the anti-Christian attacks of savage Indians. This is really no different. Today, I am leading a wagon-train to bring civilization to the US Senate. And Chief Clare McCaskill is leading the savage resistance.

MM: Isn�t it a fact that you not only have a degree in science, but that you served on the Congressional House Science Committee?

RTA: Yes. I earned a Masters of Divinity from the Covenant Theological Seminary in 1984. I graduated at the top of my class. And that included several classes in biblical science. This allows me to have a perfect grasp of the legitimate role that science can be allowed to play in society.

On the House Science Committee, for example, I have served on two important subcommittees, Energy and Environment, and Space and Aeronautics. Think of how dangerous each of these could be without a proper understanding of biblical law and prophecy? We have anti-God forces that call themselves �environmentalists� attempting to restrict our God-given natural resources. They�ve been mislead by Satan to actually believe that it is wrong, even dangerous, to exploit those energy resources that the Bible clearly states were put here by God for our use.

MM: How about the Space Sub-committee?

RTA: There are those who profess to believe that science should be searching for evidence of life in the cosmos. We know from reading the Bible that there is no life in space. We human beings, created in God�s image, are His greatest creation. That proves beyond question that we are the exact center of the universe.

God created space for one reason, and one reason only: for the United States to civilize, if you will, with advances in the technology of weapons systems. But a generation has been brain-washed by communist television programs, such as �Star Track� and �Lost in Space.� Christians know to avoid these dangerous works of the devil. We prefer to site with our families outside, gazing at the heavens, knowing that there are weapons systems out there that are keeping us safe.

MM: With your deep scientific insights, does it surprise you to have not only the democrat party attacking you, but some supposedly Republican leaders calling for you to drop out of the Senate Race?

RTA: Oh, gosh no, Michelle. It�s part of the Divine Prophesy, and to be expected. It serves to reinforce my faith. If you read from the Book of Genocide, you can see that God was so unhappy about Roe v. Wade, that he allowed a foreign Muslim to become president. And now, because of the conflict between Good and Evil, we are faced with the prospect of having a Mormon for president.

MM: Is Mitt Romney a Christian?

RTA: Of course not. Now, he had his opportunity. In 2007, when he began running for president, Boothie offered to serve as a Christian advisor to him �.

MM: Who is �Boothie�?

RTA: Oh, Dr. John Willke. We all call him Boothie, in honor of the great American that his father, Rev. Paul Bigelow Atkin, named him for. Anyhow, Romney released a press statement saying how proud he was to �have the support of a man who has meant so much to the pro-life and pro-family movement in our country.� Yet today, like Judas, Mitt denies he knows the Founding Father of the Right to Life Movement. Mitt has known what God�s Word is, and now he has turned away from it.


MM: Hasn�t Paul Ryan also suggested that you step down?

RTA: Publicly, yes, he has been forced to. But he has also called me. He pointed out that a growing number of Evangelical leaders have asked Romney to �step down,� and allow the true Christian to head the ticket.


MM: Are you getting support from the Evangelicals?

RTA: Certainly. Tony Perkins called and reminded my of the time in June of 2001, when he interviewed me on a Family Research Council show, and I said that �at the heart of liberalism really is a hatred of God, and a belief that government should replace God.� That was 100% true then, and is even truer today. The exact measure of their hatred of God is found in their attacks upon me, as His agent to re-establish biblical law in America today.

MM: Truly, we live in a dangerous time. Thank you so much, not only for granting me this exclusive interview, but also for doing the Lord�s work.

RTA: Thank you, Michelle. And really, it�s my duty. Jesus said He cannot return unto earth while we have Muslim or Mormon leadership. I�m just doing my part.

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bigtree (44,156 posts)
1. these folks actually live and work among us

joeybee12 (38,246 posts)
3. Mind-boggling...what sheer insanity...

And they not only vote, they run for office.

Johonny (10,164 posts)
5. How does believing thousand year old myths help you evaluate science proposals?

If these people got what they wanted Malkin wouldn't be very happy or if she was happy about it we'd never know because women would be rarely seen and even less heard.

soleft (18,389 posts)
9. This isn't from the Onion? This is real?

Lizzie Poppet (758 posts)
11. I haven't been able to find it on michellemalkin.com.

That's where the OP stated it's from...but I think I'm ready to call shenanigans.

BanzaiBonnie (3,382 posts)
36. I'd like to share this with others, but cannot find actual source

All I can find on her website is her slamming Akin. She wants him gone, gone, gone.

hifiguy (9,735 posts)
10. Are there no lunatic asylums?

I ask that question in absolute seriousness. Is this even REAL??

"We know from reading the Bible that there is no life in space. We human beings, created in God’s image, are His greatest creation. That proves beyond question that we are the exact center of the universe."

Saner statements come from any psycho ward hundreds of times a day.

Holy crap, this country is in deep shit.

hibiguy has Karl Marx for an avatar but he castigates us as stupid because he fell for a parody.

KG (22,629 posts)
13. piss on michelle malkin

sinkingfeeling (25,209 posts)
14. Where did Jesus say he couldn't come back to earth until there was Muslim or Mormon leadership?

The Mormon religion wasn't even in existence!

PD Turk (69 posts)
18. Grr

"When God wanted our forefathers to bring civilization to the wilderness of North America"

That resulted in the genocide of my forefathers

I'm guessing your family starved to death because they accidently got locked into a grocery store overnight while waiting for government cheese.

Demonaut (3,472 posts)
30. cmon H2Oman, this is obvious satire...please state it somewhere

pipi_k (14,199 posts)
23. I guess they don't know

about this....



or maybe they do, and they figure that one little invisible speck in the incredibly vast reaches of just one galaxy in the universe is of interest to a supreme being.

It's as ridiculous an idea as believing that we humans would give a second's thought to the goings on in one lousy little atom in Mount Everest.

BanzaiBonnie (3,382 posts)
28. Can you point me to the actual link?

I went on her site and could not find this interview. Not saying it's not there, but it's just to disgusting and painful to sort through all that Malkin's garbage.

Xyzse (529 posts)
31. That can't be real, can it?

Saying something like:
"When God wanted our forefathers to bring civilization to the wilderness of North America, they were often subjected to the anti-Christian attacks of savage Indians. This is really no different. "

When they were taking the land from the Native Americans and using underhanded means like giving disease ridden blankets to the indiginous people?

What a bastard.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021178522

Smarter than you.

TRIVIA -- The infamous Bush quote of "[The Constitution] is just a *******ed piece of paper!" was a malicious satire as well but the lefties enjoyed it so much they've been repeating it for nigh on a decade.

[Texacon]

Good Lord they're stupid.  I read about 2 sentences of that tripe and knew someone was trying to be funny.

KC

[BEG]

It wont stop the left from spreading it.  

Sarah Palin never said, "I can see Russia from my house.", Tina Fey did.  When Charles Gibson asked Palin about her insight she had because she lived so close to Russia she said, "They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska".  The truth never keeps the left from saying she did though.

Here is a link to DUmmies beloved Slate in which they talk about seeing Russia from Alaska. LINK

[jukin]

It wont stop the left from spreading it.  

Sarah Palin never said, "I can see Russia from my house.", Tina Fey did.  When Charles Gibson asked Palin about her insight she had because she lived so close to Russia she said, "They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska".  The truth never keeps the left from saying she did though.

Here is a link to DUmmies beloved Slate in which they talk about seeing Russia from Alaska. LINK

More proof that those that think they are smart are the easiest to fool.

[Wineslob]

Good Lord they're stupid.  I read about 2 sentences of that tripe and knew someone was trying to be funny.

KC

Same here.

[Karin]

I think it's hilarious they all fell for it.  There's a reason everyone calls you DUmmies, DUmmies.  Fools. 

[RobJohnson]

 

That is why the DNC helped him win the nomination against the strong canidate. 

[obumazombie]

They fell for clinnochio, and owebuma.