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DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« on: August 17, 2012, 07:29:26 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021152976

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Take a look at Urban Dictionary's definition of Democratic Underground

A Democratic party supporter's website that is a gathering place for politics obsessed misanthropes who seethe with impotent rage at their complete lack of power and control over the American people. The poster's at Democratic Underground all seem to be bourgeois lefty political groper's in various stages of mental illness. Paranoia reigns supreme there, as does self-loathing, hatred of people in general, a strident belief in complex conspiracies which dominate and thwart them at every turn, and a desperate need to believe that all of their problems in life are somebody else's fault.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Democratic%20Underground

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3. HEY!

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My rage isn't IMPOTENT!

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riderinthestorm (10,075 posts)
14. Oh. My. Gawd!! They called us bourgeois!!11111!!

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Quelle horreur!!!




(er, is using French considered a sign of mental illness, paranoia, self loathing, hatred or stridency??)

And honestly, all my problems ARE someone's else's fault! Where's that damn Skinner when I need to blame him? Never around I tells ya!


(damn misanthropic temper tantrum coming on full blown now!)

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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2012, 07:36:30 PM »
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

A perfect description of the lunatics.

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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2012, 07:38:54 PM »
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

A perfect description of the lunatics.
I love the word lunatic. So descriptive. I imagine a lost soul gazing at the moon (luna) in rapture, with one or more facial and or full body tics in full flourish.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2012, 07:56:50 PM »
And we got this, from the always-intruding oblate spheroid:

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18. Was that a creation of the Spelonking team?
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2012, 08:03:52 PM »
And we got this, from the always-intruding oblate spheroid:

From urban dictionary...
Spelonk "to spelonk it to searck in a cave. Can also be used offencivley."
I hate searcking. It's 2 letters removed from searching.
Not to mention "offencively".

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« Last Edit: August 17, 2012, 08:14:39 PM by obumazombie »
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2012, 08:12:31 PM »
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6. An entry in a dictionary with several misspellings and grammatical errors. Sounds

mighty teabaggery to me.

I no. Sum peple dont spell and rite guud and stuff like the raining top DUer and the rest of the DU flok.

Hey! Did jillian just call nads a teabagger?

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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2012, 08:26:32 PM »
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12. Urbandictionary entries written by people with axes to grind? I'm shocked. (nt)

Silly DUmmy. We use clubs.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2012, 08:27:34 PM »
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Re: Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2012, 08:28:26 PM »
Still love this entry at the Urban Dictionary:

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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2012, 08:30:18 PM »
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Democratic Underground   

A place for democrats and liberals with closed minds. It has 70,000 members, yet they all sound the same. The basic message is "**** bush, **** republicans, **** Howard Dean, **** anyone with a differing opinion, oh god, the world is going to end."

A place for people who preach dissent, preach diversity, preach tolerance yet will cruch you in a heart beat if you say anything they don't agree with.

Also a place for people who like to bitch endlessly but don't like to lift a finger to fix any problems.

It doesn't matter how much I hate George W. Bush because I also hate John Kerry, so I am not welcome at the Democratic Underground.

If you are a true liberal, you should probably steer clear of the Democratic Underground.
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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2012, 08:39:11 PM »
The definition is perfectly accurate. Too bad the guy who wrote it was semi-literate.


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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2012, 08:41:33 PM »
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14. Oh. My. Gawd!! They called us bourgeois!!11111!!

Quelle horreur!!!




(er, is using French considered a sign of mental illness, paranoia, self loathing, hatred or stridency??)

No, just a sign of pretentiousness.  Typical for a wannabe from democrat underground.
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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2012, 08:41:47 PM »
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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2012, 11:21:15 PM »
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4. All true.

Last edited Fri Aug 17, 2012, 07:48 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

But we're funny as hell and know how to use apostrophes, so it's all good

Oddly enough I see the apostrophe mistake at DU more than any other place.
Makes me wonder if the bad punctuation and misspellings were on purpose to mock the mental midgets at DU.

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11. Sounds like classic repug projection............

Shocker................LOL.

Actually it describes DU pretty well.


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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2012, 12:28:37 AM »
Oh My God! That is so hilarious, and accurate!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: DUmmies and skimmers island as defined by urban dictionary
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2012, 01:00:39 AM »
The definition is perfectly accurate. Too bad the guy who wrote it was semi-literate.

Not to besmirch his memory, but i believe that Crockspot wrote that.