Wild Bill finally had a cannibalistic craving so strong he dispatched her.
After trimming away the fat, he had enough lean meat left for one medium-sized crockpot dinner.
She disappeared amidst a few little red potatoes, sliced carrots, and some celery.
You know, this kind of bothers me, that it takes the primitives s-o-o-o-o long to notice the absence of one of their numbers.
I recall this very well--but first, one has to remember that Mrs. Alfred Packer was a
daily habitue of the cooking and baking forum; she was there
every day, and posted
every day.
The CalPig is correct; Mrs. Alfred Packer's last post was in June of 2011.
This was shortly after "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Memorial Day" came out.
About three or four weeks later, I became concerned because I wasn't seeing Mrs. Alfred Packer around, and I was writing "Mrs. Alfred Packer does the 4th of July." But I managed to write that anyway, despite the absence of her inspiration.
Come time to do "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Labor Day," she'd been absent for almost three months, and the well of inspiration was running dry......however, I managed to complete that saga of the Packer clan too.
By October, I began to panic; Mrs. Alfred Packer wasn't around, and I was losing my creative juices. I had big plans to write "A primitive Christmas Carol," with Mrs. Alfred Packer as Ebenezer Scrooge and franksolich as each of the three Ghosts of Christmas--it was probably destined to be the greatest in the saga of the Packer clan, but alas Mrs. Alfred Packer wasn't around to feed the inspiration.
And so that story never got done, and posted.
Okay, here's what bothers me--but first, one has to remember that Mrs. Alfred Packer was a
daily habitue of the cooking and baking forum; she was there
every day, and posted
every day.
Mrs. Alfred Packer left the first part of June 2011, after hippyhubby Wild Bill told her to cut it out, or else.
The cooking and baking primitives
finally noticed she was gone in.....December 2011.
And here, franksolich had noticed her absence
six months before that.
What is it about the primitives that it takes them
six months to notice one of their own is missing?
I think it's because the primitives are so self-centered, so selfish, so preoccupied with themselves, so narcissistic, that they don't, really, pay any attention to other primitives, only to themselves.
Now I'm beginning to wonder if Pedro Picasso, the Atman primitive, is aware yet that his pal, his neighbor, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive Chief S itting Bull, died.....last December.
Probably not, because Pedro Picasso looks only at himself.
