I love the reason number 4...
That owebuma is black. Libs say this all the time, making who the racists ?
The bitter old Vermontese cali primitive's a weird bird.
She's pretty old--there's some rumors she's an elderly aunt of my fellow alum Skins (but don't put too much trust in that rumor; it came from the elmers, who haven't been right about a primitive yet)--and descended from Old Money and Much Money in Connecticut.
She went to an exclusive girls' finishing school out in California during the early 1960s.
Come the hippies circa the middle of that decade, she either shacked up, or maybe even married, one of Barack Milhous' older brothers, but apparently there were some bad things that happened there, and so she moved to the northernmost part of Vermont, where she currently lives in seclusion, the crazy old lady in the woods.
I wouldn't call her crazy, though: I think she's just anti-social, and dislikes people.
Anyway, she makes a big deal about being pro-"black" in the state with the lowest percentage of black people, and was an early enthusiast for Barack Milhous simply for reasons of race.....but on the other hand, when a few years ago some primitive wondered about shipping the poor people (i.e., the blacks) of Los Angeles to an area less susceptible to earthquakes, the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive jumped in right away, saying, "Well, we don't want them here; don't send them here."
The bitter old Vermontese cali primitive resembles Margaret Thatcher
on the surface, with her formidability. But that's just skin deep; the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive has nothing of the love, the grace, the understanding, the generosity and magnanimity, the gentleness, the softness, of the former British prime minister.
As she moves around, she reminds one very much of a battleship hoving into port.
