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Don spins another bouncy.
« on: July 31, 2012, 09:19:36 PM »
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Overheard a bagger describing a "miracle" to his friends today. Actually 4 "miracles"

He was telling his friend his wife and he tried to have kids for over ten years with no luck. Said his wife wanted kids really bad too.

One day he came home from work and sitting on the kitchen table was an application to adopt a child. He told his friends there was no way he was going to raise an adopted black child.

He said he gathered up that application and ripped it up in front of his wife and then balled it up and threw it in the garbage can.

He said about a month later came the beginning of the first miracle. His wife became pregnant and she then had a child. He said about a year later she had another child. This went on 4 years straight until she had 4 children. Finally she had her tubes tied because they couldn't afford any more children.

Bagger told his friends he knew this was a miracle because they had been to doctors and they couldn't help them in over 10 years. He even mentioned this had to be Gods will.

I thought to myself while sitting there listening that God sure works in mysterious ways.

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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2012, 09:22:32 PM »
Yeah, yeah.

One has to give grouchy old Don credit for trying, but even at his best, he comes up short.
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2012, 09:27:51 PM »
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One day he came home from work and sitting on the kitchen table was an application to adopt a child. He told his friends there was no way he was going to raise an adopted black child.
 

Jeez...you'd think he/they would try to be a little less obvious......


Wait,....what am I saying.
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2012, 09:29:12 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on July 31, 2012, 09:27:51 PM
Jeez...you'd think he/they would try to be a little less obvious......

Wait,....what am I saying.

Yeah, that was rather clumsy on ham-handed grouchy old Don's part, trying to insert a fictitious case of racism into his tale.
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2012, 09:29:22 PM »
Why was the application about adopting a black baby?  Were black babies the only babies available?  I would think since most unwanted black babies are aborted (murdered), they would be hard to come by.

Bad bouncy!  Bad!  
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2012, 09:32:23 PM »
Can we take bongs away if the stories are that bad?
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2012, 09:34:41 PM »
The DOTY campaign is starting early.
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2012, 10:45:52 PM »
I thought it was a fake post.  Good lord that is pitiful.
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2012, 11:40:38 PM »
Don is slipping over the edge. I hope he makes it through election evening.
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2012, 06:25:11 AM »
I was not aware that there was a check box on the application form. 
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2012, 06:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on August 01, 2012, 06:25:11 AM
I was not aware that there was a check box on the application form. 

Sure there is.

It's down at the bottom near the check boxes for "Do you listen to Rush Limbaugh"?, and "Have you stopped beating your wife"?   :lmao:
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2012, 06:36:15 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on August 01, 2012, 06:34:46 AM
Sure there is.

It's down at the bottom near the check boxes for "Do you listen to Rush Limbaugh"?, and "Have you stopped beating your wife"?   :lmao:

Damn...I need to look a little closer at the papers I signed for my two then.  :-)
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2012, 07:12:26 AM »
Ya know what all the DUmmies are saying?  She was sleeping around!  Do the kids look like the mailman?  That was my first thought too!  Everyone saying the same thing.  As if one DUmmie hadn't said the same thing two posts up.  They do that all the time, it's such a literal echo chamber. 
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2012, 11:34:38 AM »
Not only no bongs but that doesn't even come close to making a good "Dick and Jane" story from grade school.
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2012, 11:38:33 AM »
Quote from: Undies on July 31, 2012, 09:29:22 PM
Why was the application about adopting a black baby?  Were black babies the only babies available?  I would think since most unwanted black babies are aborted (murdered), they would be hard to come by.

Bad bouncy!  Bad!  

The words on the app were black  :thatsright:
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2012, 11:40:00 AM »
That bouncy was so weak, it hit the ground and just laid there, didn't even roll...    :-)

That one deserves a -3 bongs.    :lmao:
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2012, 03:25:26 PM »
So what was the guys reaction to his wife having 4 black babies??  :stoner:
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2012, 04:11:16 PM »
That couple was Frank and Fannie Farkel, and old Don stole the story from Rowan and Martin's Laugh In.

Grouchy old Don is one of the least creative of all the DUmpmonkeys.

He should never try to post a bouncy tale.

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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2012, 04:20:53 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 01, 2012, 04:11:16 PM
Grouchy old Don is one of the least creative of all the DUmpmonkeys.

He should never try to post a bouncy tale.

I suspect he's been campaigning for a DOTY spot.

Grouchy old Don's been on my own list since forever, but he never got the attention to become a DOTY.

By the way, while it's still a little more than three months away from the Top DUmmies of 2012, the annual contest needs a new sponsor to take over, to run it.  Apply here, if one's interested.
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2012, 05:15:20 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 31, 2012, 09:22:32 PM
... even at his best, he comes up short.

That's what she said.
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Re: Don spins another bouncy.
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2012, 09:09:50 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 01, 2012, 04:20:53 PM
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