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Offline dandi

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Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« on: July 30, 2012, 08:48:29 PM »
Check out the "5 Reasons...In Pictures" at the DU link.


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5 Reasons To Vote For Obama...In Pictures!


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1: The Supreme Court.



2: The veto.



3: A long record of solid accomplishments.



The healthcare bill.



DADT repeal.

4: He's a strong leader.



5: His policies are working.

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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/07/30/1115188/-5-Reasons-To-Vote-For-Obama-In-Pictures

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021048605

This is the claptrap they're running on?

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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2012, 08:51:04 PM »
He's such a strong leader, Democrats are avoiding Charlotte this year like the plague. 
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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2012, 08:55:49 PM »
One thing that I noticed around here during the last election that is even more obvious now is the lack of party affiliation on the signs of democratics that are running for office. On almost every single republican sign there is the candidate's name, the office the candidate is seeking, and the word republican. On every democratic sign there is only the candidate's name and the office the candidate it seeking. There is no mention that the individual is a member of the democrat party.

One would think that with such a "strong leader" as Bambam that all of the democratics would be eager to announce their party affiliation instead of keeping it seceret.
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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2012, 09:00:09 PM »
His policies are working?  You mean sustaining U3 unemployment above 8%, and steering for a double dip recession, was actually an intentional policy decision?!?

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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2012, 09:20:21 PM »
His policies are working?  You mean sustaining U3 unemployment above 8%, and steering for a double dip recession, was actually an intentional policy decision?!?

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Sure is. The more factories that go out of business, the higher the price of gas, and the more unemployment, the fewer people heating up the atmosphere by driving to work. Global warming is solved!
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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2012, 09:35:57 PM »
1: The Supreme Court.

Yeah just what we need even more libs on the bench. It's bad enough the conservatives sell us out.

2: The veto.
Has he vetoed anything? Seems to me that Dingy Harry has circular filed everything congress has passed.

3: A long record of solid accomplishments.
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4: He's a strong leader.
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5: His policies are working.

If you think that record numbers of poor people and high unemployment is success then yeah they are working.  :mental:

They are so delusional.
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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2012, 10:21:26 PM »
They left out Obama courageously ordering the hit on bin Laden after Valerie Jarrett finally said it was okay to do so.
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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2012, 10:44:28 PM »
It would appear that a good counter campaign would be to tie one's big-gov totalitarian with 0bama in yard signs or bumper stickers.

I'm Wyle B. 0bama and I approve Lois Capps for congress.
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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2012, 11:34:05 PM »
They left out Obama courageously ordering the hit on bin Laden after Valerie Jarrett finally said it was okay to do so.

Actually, the story I've heard was that Panetta snuck it around her and, she pitched a fit when she found out.

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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2012, 02:53:38 AM »
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5 Reasons To Vote For Obama...In Pictures!

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<...>

1: The Supreme Court.


2: The veto.


3: A long record of solid accomplishments.

The healthcare bill.

DADT repeal.

4: He's a strong leader.

5: His policies are working.

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http://www.dailykos.com/s...ote-For-Obama-In-Pictures


Pretty conclusive evidence of the non-acceptance of reality and obvious facts.  Living in make believe.
              

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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2012, 07:57:40 AM »
I really didn't need to see the picture that accompanied the removal of DADT. 

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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2012, 08:13:08 AM »
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3: A long record of solid accomplishments.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Please, someone tell me, WHICH ONES ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Oh yea, they are talking about his plan to destroy the country and pit us against each other. Yeah, that is quite an accomplishment.

Jimmy ****in Carter accomplished more than Barry the Tool ...

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Re: Want to see something both pathetic and funny?
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2012, 09:36:54 AM »
The gay soldier...gaggggg