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Offline franksolich

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primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« on: July 29, 2012, 10:06:59 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018163801

Oh my.

The primitives are gross today.

I brought this over so as to refresh everybody's memories of PoPs (primitives of prominence), no other reason.

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Maybe there is an upside to NOT masturbating

after which a screen-capture from some message board

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1. THOSE... ... ... AREN'T... ... ... LASERS!!!!!!!!!!

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2. When I was 16 it was either lots of fapping or sticky, nasty wet dreams.

Guess what I chose?

^^for some reason, the thought of the Las Vegas Levithan doing that conjures up all sorts of images, none of them pleasant.

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3. Giggity!

Mission accomplished--although in a disgusting way--we all know the Las Vegas Leviathan is alive.
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2012, 10:18:52 AM »
We should encourage primitives to Masturbate..... that's one that won't have to be aborted.
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2012, 10:19:23 AM »
I would be surprised that he has even managed to see that thing, much less do anything with it in years.
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2012, 10:26:08 AM »
yuck
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2012, 10:28:08 AM »

-The one-handed instruction manual
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2012, 10:32:04 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 29, 2012, 10:28:08 AM

-The one-handed instruction manual

Uh...I see a fist there. DUmmie menz probably only have enough for a thumb and forefinger.
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2012, 10:44:29 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on July 29, 2012, 10:19:23 AM
I would be surprised that he has even managed to see that thing, much less do anything with it in years.

Well, now, you may recall his graphic description of an episode during which Jeannette was overwhelmed by lust.

She apparently parted folds of flab until she discovered her prize and climbed on board.

The encounter was cut short by excruciating pain from one of the Leviathan's many frailties, I believe this time his back, or maybe his shoulder.

 
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2012, 11:31:10 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 29, 2012, 10:44:29 AM
Well, now, you may recall his graphic description of an episode during which Jeannette was overwhelmed by lust.

She apparently parted folds of flab until she discovered her prize and climbed on board.

The encounter was cut short by excruciating pain from one of the Leviathan's many frailties, I believe this time his back, or maybe his shoulder.

 
I am sure that she had to call in some heavy lifting equipment just to move the fat rolls out of the way.
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2012, 11:42:11 AM »
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2012, 12:10:40 PM »
I am guessing that everytime Kirk saw a Big Mac he shot his wad.
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2012, 03:54:23 PM »
And some people thought the fruit pizza sounded bad.  I'm gagging just reading about the Leviathan "fapping"!
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2012, 04:12:47 PM »
Trying to find a DOWN side to this.

OH yes the Vikings, they did not believe in that practice, and after 6 months at sea when they hit land they became berserk, attacking trees and stone walls.
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Re: primitives discussing a certain, uh, habit; Las Vegas Levithan weighs in
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2012, 01:58:06 PM »
Only a DUmmy would think of that and in Las Vegas too.  Last time I was there I found a nice brunette and she was almost 6' tall. We had ourselves a very nice time.
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