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Offline thundley4

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Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs
« on: May 22, 2008, 03:05:58 PM »
(A Political Fable)

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.  As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.  One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.  ‘Hello!…Hello!’ she shouted. ‘Can anyone hear me? Hello!’

For a long while, there was no answer.  Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,  ‘Hello! Is anyone down there?’

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing . .

‘Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!’

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed,  ‘Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive…

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Re: Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2008, 03:22:17 PM »
At least he was employed. 

Offline Rick

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Re: Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 05:11:43 PM »
He's an evil mine owner. Getting rich on the backs of the working man.

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Re: Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2008, 05:16:29 PM »
He's an evil mine owner. Getting rich on the backs of the working man.

You have Grumpy confused with Dopey. 

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Re: Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2008, 05:22:27 PM »
He's an evil mine owner. Getting rich on the backs of the working man.

You have Grumpy confused with Dopey. 
Don't forget about Sleezy...the sister they never talked about.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2008, 07:39:04 PM »
Is it Sleezy or Slutty, they don't talk about.

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Re: Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2008, 05:35:27 AM »
Is it Sleezy or Slutty, they don't talk about.

EVERYBODY talks about Slutty :-)