Response to zappaman (Original post)
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 02:45 PM
BlueJazz (16,559 posts)
13. I'd put my dog up against anyone . ...Even the other dogs in the neighborhod think "He smells funny"
I used to have a black-and-tan Doberman Pinscher named Zeus. I adopted him from a family who had him cropped, but raised him as the family dog and children's chewtoy. That dog could do exactly one thing well...pass gas, which is why the family was so eager to give him away.
I bought a sheriff's star for his collar, and he rode with me at work. I had to drive with the windows down even in the winter, snow blowing in the open windows of my patrol car because he smelled so bad.
I called him, "Zeus the Farting Dog". In his whole life, that dog only bit one person- me- and that was as I carried him out of my house when it was on fire. I forgave him for that.
Damn, I loved that stinky old bastard.