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Offline CG6468

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Definition, please
« on: July 07, 2012, 01:21:29 PM »
An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.  Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
 
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
 
"I would like it infrequently," she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered - "Is that one word or two?"
Illinois, south of the gun controllers in Chi town

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Re: Definition, please
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2012, 01:26:08 PM »
Heh...I guess the old gentleman won't be needing that scrip.

Or maybe he just needs to bust out the fishing pole again.

Either way.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

If you wait by the river long enough the bodies of your enemies will float by.
-Sun Tzu

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Re: Definition, please
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2012, 01:27:56 PM »
I resent old fart jokes.  Got any blonde jokes? I like them.

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Re: Definition, please
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2012, 01:30:45 PM »
I resent old fart jokes.  Got any blonde jokes? I like them.

I'm a white haired old fart. Does that count?
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Re: Definition, please
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2012, 01:43:18 PM »
I'm a white haired old fart. Does that count?

Saw your picture.  Me too.