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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2012, 07:34:01 PM »
I'd start a one-way air service to get them out of here. Drop them, literally, in the "host" country (fitting, since they're parasites).

 Parachutes (that work) extra.... :whistling:
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2012, 07:40:00 PM »
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52. We tried to emigrate to Canada...

They told us... in a polite, Canadian manner... that we were too old and that all we'd do is be a burden to their health care system.

If we had a lot of money to invest in Canada, they'd make an exception.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

See dummy? No other country wants poor losers like yourself. Why we let them in, illegally, is beyond me.

Having said all that... I have a suggestion. North Korea. The midget would love to have you. All you have to do is apply for asylum. Say it's racism, whatever, don't matter. The Norks would look at it as a propaganda coup and let you in immediately.

Do it now dummy. Write that letter requesting asylum.
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2012, 07:40:14 PM »
Seriously, like we'd really be upset if leftists left the Country? we'd be :yahoo:

We would save so much money if all of the DUmmies left.  Our deficit would be gone almost immediately.
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2012, 07:47:18 PM »
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34. What we need is a community on DU

A community set aside just for the discussion of expatriot locales, their affordability, their climate, and all the things that one would need to plan a relocation in a foreign land.

Maybe we could move en masse, the whole DU community off-shoring to a new land.

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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2012, 08:00:29 PM »
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33. Instead of leaving

how about preparing for a peaceful dissolution of the nation. Maybe, instead of fighting and yelling at each other, we should sit down with representatives from the right and say "Look, it's not working between us. Let's plan out a peaceful separation without stepping on each others toes."


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56. they won't let us go

red states need our economic subsidy

Delusional

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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2012, 08:07:22 PM »
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33. Instead of leaving

how about preparing for a peaceful dissolution of the nation. Maybe, instead of fighting and yelling at each other, we should sit down with representatives from the right and say "Look, it's not working between us. Let's plan out a peaceful separation without stepping on each others toes."
And yet when we (Texas) talk secession, they all call us  :mental:

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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2012, 08:13:39 PM »
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34. What we need is a community on DU

A community set aside just for the discussion of expatriot locales, their affordability, their climate, and all the things that one would need to plan a relocation in a foreign land.

Maybe we could move en masse, the whole DU community off-shoring to a new land.

But, but, but obumbles and the dems had control for 2 years!!! What happened? You got your message out, your side got elected, you were in nirvana!!! What happened?  Could it be your socialist policies just don't work?

I'd love it if all you socialists parasites would leave. North Korea is the place to go! You can speak truth to power!!!! Go tell the midget off!!! Turn N. Korea into the socialist workers paradise you always wanted!!! You can do it, dummies!!!!
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2012, 08:16:03 PM »

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56. they won't let us go

red states need our economic subsidy

Delusional

Oh shit grasswire? Really?

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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2012, 09:12:46 PM »
Dont let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2012, 03:58:57 AM »
 
 
 
North Korea is the place to be
Rice farming is the life for me
Rice spreading out,
so far and wide
Keep Uncle Ben's,
just give me that country kind.

 
North Korea
is where I'd rather stay
I get allergic smelling you
I just adore a mules ass view
Darling, I love you,
but give me Korean Avenues.   
 
  The Chores 
 
The Stores   
 
  Fresh air 
 
Red Square   
 


You are my wife. Goodbye city life. 
 
 
 
North Korea, we are there! 
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2012, 04:50:59 AM »
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27. That's the problem with all of Europe

It's just too expensive for most of us. I'm living on interest and dividends now without Social Security and will have a very tidy income with it and Europe is still too expensive.

I've been looking at Mexico (it's not all going crazy) and Ecuador as my first choices. I'm just not sure I could tolerate the climate in Mexico or the increased altitude (2000 feet higher than where I am) in Ecuador.

Now why would that be Warpy?

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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2012, 08:17:41 AM »
This happens every single time:  A DUmmie starts lamenting about escaping to Canada, believing himself to be in the Vietnam era.  It goes on for a time, till someone speaks up and says, "sorry but they don't want you."   This happens in other places on the Internet, not just DU.  Why don't they ever learn from these little lessons?  Canada needs $250K cash on the barrelhead, before they even talk to you. 

So why do these threads keep cropping up? 

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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2012, 08:22:30 AM »
This happens every single time:  A DUmmie starts lamenting about escaping to Canada, believing himself to be in the Vietnam era.  It goes on for a time, till someone speaks up and says, "sorry but they don't want you."   This happens in other places on the Internet, not just DU.  Why don't they ever learn from these little lessons?  Canada needs $250K cash on the barrelhead, before they even talk to you. 

So why do these threads keep cropping up? 

$250K....is that all? Canada is a cheap place to DUmp trash.
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2012, 08:49:45 AM »
If the DUmmies leave, who's gonna be sent to the VWRC RE-education campstm?
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2012, 08:52:26 AM »
$250K....is that all? Canada is a cheap place to DUmp trash.

Do you think they would give us a bulk discount?  Yes another expensive govt. program but, I think the payback would be great.

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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2012, 08:53:45 AM »
If the DUmmies leave, who's gonna be sent to the VWRC RE-education campstm?

We'll turn them into resorts for the underpriviledged and disenfrancised conservatives. You know, the ones that don't make over a million a year.
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2012, 08:58:42 AM »
I love it when Dummies throw this crap out there about leaving. They sit around, open up another bag of cheetos, light up another doobie and proclaim to the DU world that they are leaving, of course they never do. They have it too easy here and besides no other country will take them, not even the really shitty ones.(countries that is) I noticed one poster mention Colombia, COLOMBIA! you must be joking. Hell just move to east LA and it will be the same thing. Don't go anywhere DUmmies we will miss you and won't have anyone to poke fun at with maybe the exception of an occasional Ron Bot. Please stay, please stay..... :whatever:


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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2012, 09:00:48 AM »
Do you think they would give us a bulk discount?  Yes another expensive govt. program but, I think the payback would be great.

Well, lets do the math...appox 40 million extreme moonbats...well at least those that voted for Obama...divided by 4 equals....10 million....because a million dollars gets rid of 4 moonbats....then 10 million times a million equals ...10 trillion dollars... hell that's less than the "War on Poverty" has cost us..... We should have done this in the 60's.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2012, 09:58:26 AM »
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133. England is looking more and more inviting

I am tired of the violence here, tired of the Right-wing politics, tired of the Fundies, tired of the Gay hate, tired of the ignorance.


At least I can bring my Chevy with me....

 :mental:  I doubt it very highly.  Do you have any idea how regulated England is?  Besides, the steering wheel is on the other side. 

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148. Why doesn't anyone mention Venezuela?

It is a worker's paradise. Low cost gasoline, socialized medicine and food distribution, and warmer than the U.S.


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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2012, 10:03:43 AM »
:mental:  I doubt it very highly.  Do you have any idea how regulated England is?   Besides, the steering wheel is on the other side. 



No he doesn't.....but I hear that he'll just love living in one of those Muslim areas.
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2012, 10:07:35 AM »
Send them to the Middle East, in a "liberal for oil" trade.

Really piss them off.
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2012, 10:10:53 AM »
Send them to the Middle East, in a "liberal for oil" trade.

Really piss them off.

Oh hell yeah! Let 'em try to soak up some of that oil money.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2012, 11:31:55 AM »
Yeah that that big old chevy to Engleand. How many streets do you really think it will be able to travel on DUmbass? Dispite what you may see on TV on TOP GEAR your not going to get around very well with an American made car and you might find getting gas a bit more expensive on average. Then try and get spare parts and someone to work on it when your transmission goes out.
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Re: Is it time to Leave America?
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2012, 11:33:44 AM »
Yeah that that big old chevy to Engleand. How many streets do you really think it will be able to travel on DUmbass? Dispite what you may see on TV on TOP GEAR your not going to get around very well with an American made car and you might find getting gas a bit more expensive on average. Then try and get spare parts and someone to work on it when your transmission goes out.

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