Make sure you count them on the hand he doesn't use to jack off with. 
Nuts, Nuts Nuts.
Before I went to nursing school I worked the 11-7 shift in a nursing home, this was the the former home of the last British Governor Wentworth in NH. All kinds of story were told about the Governor and his wife. Books had been written on the strange facts of the couple, the wife it was whispered poisoned her husband to marry John, then came the rebellion and the town folk rode horses into the home and they escaped out a back window to get someone to row them 12 miles to outer islands to wait to be taken back to England. Isles of Shoals.
It was an interesting old home rooms on the second floor and a few in the cellar near the kitchen and laundry.
The first floor had in perfect condition the wall paper from that time that was so expensive the town folk back then yelled about, worth every penny to have lasted all this time. The wonderful wooden floors still had the hoof prints of the horses that the rebels road in on and over the fireplace mantel there were holes where the muskets had fired into the wall.
Wow History------Storys of Patients seeing a man in a cloak wandering about the rooms, the Gray Lady they called her going from room to room.
So on this shift I was ready for something odd to happen, every 30 minutes making rounds to check on the patients, Old house, said haunted, the nurses that trained me and encouraged me to go to school to learn more, the patents that received better care then in some of the other big time nursing homes I worked at later after school, but where were the Ghosts. ? Of all places this should have had half a dozen running about.
Not a frinken one thing did any of us encounter, no cold or hot spots, none of the patients seeing odd things.
No hair on the back of our necks rising and only thing out of the ordinary was when a couple of bats flew in from the attic.
If any place were to be haunted and have ghosts this was top of the list. Working 11-7 had they been there we would have known.
Ghost hunting is like hunting for Snipe, ain't no such thing--------Or is there ?