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Offline Splashdown

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A Somalian in America...
« on: May 16, 2008, 09:15:21 AM »
Joke via email:

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United 
States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and   
says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving 
me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"



The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."



The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for 
having such a beautiful country here in America !"



The person says,  "I not American, I Vietnamese."



The new arrival walks further, and  the next person he sees he stops, 
shakes his hand and says, "Thank  you for the wonderful America!" That   
person puts up his hand and  says, "I am from Middle East , I am not 
American!"



He finally sees a  nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"


She says, "No, I am from  Africa!"



Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"



The  African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!
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Offline Chris_

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Re: A Somalian in America...
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2008, 09:01:56 PM »
Ouch!  :lmao:

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