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Offline Gina

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Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« on: June 13, 2012, 11:55:37 AM »
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2012, 12:04:13 PM »
Best to put him down now.  He's been infected by the zombie that attacked him.  Look for him to vote Democrat in November; that'll be a sure sign he's one of the walking dead.
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2012, 12:08:50 PM »
The shitbird's been homeless for 30 YEARS.

Tell me that this is a useful human being. Please. Convince me.
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2012, 12:10:10 PM »
Zombies are equal opportunity flesh eaters. If we could only retrain them slightly.
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2012, 12:13:08 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 13, 2012, 12:10:10 PM
Zombies are equal opportunity flesh eaters. If we could only retrain them slightly.

Maybe some genetic research to meld them with the flesh-eating maggots?  :thumbs:

It would cut down on transportation costs for the maggots. They can walk to get to the clinic/hospital for their next gorging session.
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2012, 01:26:59 PM »
WTF "mysterious holes in his chest" I guess Medicare doesn't cover X-rays or probing.
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2012, 01:51:11 PM »
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Doctors at the hospital said the homeless man also has holes in his chest that may be from bullets fired by the police officer who killed his attacker.

 :o  great healthcare there!  :lmao:
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2012, 02:03:59 PM »
We can now add "Cannibal Defender" to All-Red's resume.


Damn, that bitch will chase anything.
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2012, 02:06:32 PM »
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Speaking out: Despite the attack, Eugene's girlfriend Yovonka Bryant, pictured with attorney Gloria Allred, described him as a harmless devout Christian...

...who likes to get naked and eat people's faces off.  :rofl:
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2012, 04:39:28 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on June 13, 2012, 02:06:32 PM
...who likes to get naked and eat people's faces off.  :rofl:

only after he takes some sort of street drug that alters his consciousness to the point he winds up dead from authorized bullets in the torso.
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2012, 08:23:26 PM »
What does Allred have to do with the case? What, is the cannibals girlfriend going to sue the victim and police? I can see that happening. They did violate his civil rights while in process of trying to have a snack. Devout christian my ass; Allred told her to say that. That stupid bitch will take any case that entails her standing in front of cameras.
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Re: Remember the guy with his face eaten off?
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2012, 08:24:46 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on June 13, 2012, 08:23:26 PM
What does Allred have to do with the case? What, is the cannibals girlfriend going to sue the victim and police? I can see that happening. They did violate his civil rights while in process of trying to have a snack. Devout christian my ass; Allred told her to say that. That stupid bitch will take any case that entails her standing in front of cameras.
How to break All Red's neck...yell CAMERA.
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