My apologies if this has already been suggested, however it just dawned on me that if Skinner would hold a pledge-to-get-your-sorry-ass-back-to-work drive and managed to get his sloth membership back into the ranks of gainfully employed, the unemployment rate would drop dramatically. Viola, the Messiah would win.
Remember misfits - timing is everything. Plan your mass exodus from the basement to the employed just right to maximize media coverage.
You
can do this.
We believe in you.
