Ptarmigan and Rabbits Invade Alaskan Towns (From 1929)

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Ptarmigan and Rabbits Invade Alaskan Towns
http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/boston/access/1999095742.html?FMT=CITE&FMTS=CITE:AI&type=historic&date=Jan+27%2C+1929&author=&pub=Daily+Boston+Globe+(1928-1960)&desc=PTARMIGAN+AND+RABBITS+INVADE+ALASKAN+TOWNS&pqatl=google

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Ptarmigans and rabbits in that time were fighting battles and rabbits decided to take it to humans, so they could kill humans. The ptarmigans followed to put an end to rabbit's terrorism against humans. Behind the scenes, rabbits were plotting to start the Great Depression, which happened in October of that year. Rabbits also bought up media to broadcast mindless entertainment. What does it all mean? Rabbits were plotting to doom humans and keep ptarmigans unknown to keep humans ignorant and doomed. Rabbits control the media and financial system. Rabbits want humans to be zombies.

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