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President Obama: Buy a 'thingamajig' for your furnace & stimulate the economy

While stumping in Golden Valley, Minn., President Obama told a group of Honeywell employees that his proposed tax breaks would help them afford “thingamajigs” for their furnaces.

“There are some folks here who could use $3,000 a year,” President Obama said. “If you got $3,000 dollars a year extra, that helps you pay down your credit cards, that helps you go out and buy some things that your family needs — which is good for business.”

“Maybe some of you will be replacing some thingamajig for the furnace,” the president said to laughs and applause.

“They’ve been putting that off! But if they got that extra money, they might just go out that and buy that thing, right?”
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Doohicky. Whozeewhat'sit. Thingamabob. Whatchajigger. Just for fair warning, I will be adding Whatchajigger, and thingamjig to my list of banned words.
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Doohicky. Whozeewhat'sit. Thingamabob. Whatchajigger. Just for fair warning, I will be adding Whatchajigger, and thingamjig to my list of banned words.

I am anxious to see this list.

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That was wincingly funny, they covered this on The Five.  It's June, and soon Minnesota will become the nation's oven (as well as icebox).  What the hell $3K was he talking about, anyway?  It's his Taxmageddon looming before us.   

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I can't wait to vote for a new 'thingamajig' to fill the Whitehouse.
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I can't wait to vote for a new 'thingamajig' to fill the Whitehouse.
No you didn't !
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No you didn't !

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I guess furnace filters cost as much as birth control now.  Damn this Republican-Congress-run economy!!!111!!!

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I guess furnace filters cost as much as birth control now.  Damn this Republican-Congress-run economy!!!111!!!

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I guess you could use an old cotton cloth baby diaper for a....wait a minute... these days baby daddy brings a pack of disposable diapers by everytime he gets horny. Well, you can skip that idea.
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Why do I want to go get a tune up for my car?

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Why do I want to go get a tune up for my car?

Because you know one of those electronic 'thingamajigs' the government required the auto industry to put on your car is about to fail....you just know it is.
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Because you know one of those electronic 'thingamajigs' the government required the auto industry to put on your car is about to fail....you just know it is.

Yeah, that could be it. Then it can also be this.

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This is the first thing I thought about when Obama said that.  My daughter is in love with this book and makes me read it three times a day.
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I am scared to use words as they might be banned.   :-)
Now we are getting somewhere. Thought control.    :-)
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