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Offline Gina

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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2012, 07:04:49 AM »
I can't sit down to pee. I don't like getting "junior" all wet with toilet water!!   :-)

Maybe you should quit using the boy potty then.






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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2012, 07:05:35 AM »
OK<OK     So now you have my attention here.     

So Please tell me if it is an ethnic thing to name your Penis ?????   Where did the name Johnson or Peter or Dick come from?   Where the heck did Schlong come from?

Seriously is the naming of a mans member separate the member and it's actions from the male mind.

 Perhaps the inability to control the member at times from some unexpected situations is an excuse for a male to excuse themselves from sudden reactions to stimulation's to a  " Not my fault, Johnson did it"

And they say men cannot understand woman, Clinically, here speaking, perhaps I am Naive but I have never met a female that gave a name to her clitoris, or her boobs.

Any of you men got the balls to answer my questions  ????


I named hubbies Elvis.  Sometimes he is alive and sometimes he is dead. 






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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2012, 10:04:36 AM »
I named hubbies Elvis.  Sometimes he is alive and sometimes he is dead. 

Gina, I watched SNL with Mick Jagger and that man has the Biggest feet I have ever seen on a man of any size.  If Disney were to make a movie of The ledgion Of Sleepy Hollow, Mick with that destroyed face and huge feet would make a perfect Ichabod Crane.   Suppose the story is true about mens feet size ???

If I were to name my hubby's it would have to be Pinocchio, it's not his nose that grows.

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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2012, 11:00:40 AM »
I have to say scientifically that the length from a man's wrist to the end of his middle finger is a pretty good tool for determining a man's penis length. 






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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2012, 11:03:02 AM »
I have to say scientifically that the length from a man's wrist to the end of his middle finger is a pretty good tool for determining a man's penis length. 

No.  No it isn't.  :bawl:  :bawl:  :bawl:
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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2012, 02:52:15 PM »






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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2012, 05:48:29 PM »
I named hubbies Elvis.  Sometimes he is alive and sometimes he is dead. 
Hi5 for making me laugh.

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Re: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2012, 08:48:03 AM »
Hi5 for making me laugh.

yeh, there are sightings all the time but by the time I get there he is gone again  :p






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.