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Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« on: May 14, 2012, 11:53:33 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124090788

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The Magistrate (77,741 posts) <----Frank's Best Mole, Evah!!!

Worst Alert Ever, My Friends
Hit the alert button on this one to send it to the Administrators. Never did that before....

At Sun May 13, 2012, 12:00 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

and you know folks 'worship' politicians, how?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1240&pid=90749

REASON FOR ALERT:

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate. (See <a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=aboutus#communitystandards" target="_blank">Community Standards[/url].)

ALERTER'S COMMENTS:

Nothing flat-out wrong with this post per se, BUT - this person makes DU suck. Making DU suck is against the rules. Send him the message that his vapid picture threads and incessant ramblings in defense of them in Meta are not appreciated, by hiding this post! Our goal is to defeat Romney, and that will never be accomplished by posting cutesy pictures of the Obama family. Said threads only serve as pointless distractions from the mission at hand.

I'm hoping to hit the jackpot on this alert by rounding up at least 4 jurors who dislike bigtree as much as I do (and whose morals are as nonexistent as mine). I implore you throw your scruples by the wayside and join me in this innocent little vendetta. Won't it be fun knowing you had a hand in gaming the system??

And as for the rest of y'all, would it that you for some unfathomable reason take offense to my alert, I guess now's YOUR turn to go whine in Help and Meta! See if I care!

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sun May 13, 2012, 12:04 PM, and the Jury voted 0-6 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Please stop using the jury system as your personal whine fest. By wasting the juries time YOU are making DU suck. Stop it.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Alerter is being a first-class asshole.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Childish alert.
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: worst, most bogus alert yet, definitely intend to send this on to the admins for a check
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

 
That is just too gawddammed funny.

« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 11:58:34 AM by dutch508 »
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2012, 11:56:29 AM »
If you know which buttons to push...
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2012, 12:47:41 PM »
I tried to follow what the hell was going on there, but could not.  My overall impression is YOU DUMBASSES HAVE TOO MUCH ****ING TIME ON YOUR HANDS AND YOU'RE ACTING LIKE 5 YEAR OLDS.
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2012, 01:26:11 PM »
The first thing I thought would happen with the jury system is happening just as I figured it would. Several members are attempting to use the jury system as their own little brown shirt army. They happily use it on each other. Libs always look for a villain even when the only choices are among their own. A study of various MTV reality shows from the 1990s lends evidence to this. Get a bunch of liberals together, and the first thing they do is pick out who among them is to be the villain. They then ostracize the person, and talk about how superior they all are because of it.
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2012, 01:35:22 PM »
Quote from: Doubleplusungood on May 14, 2012, 01:26:11 PM
The first thing I thought would happen with the jury system is happening just as I figured it would. Several members are attempting to use the jury system as their own little brown shirt army. They happily use it on each other. Libs always look for a villain even when the only choices are among their own. A study of various MTV reality shows from the 1990s lends evidence to this. Get a bunch of liberals together, and the first thing they do is pick out who among them is to be the villain. They then ostracize the person, and talk about how superior they all are because of it.
Lord of the flies.
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2012, 01:38:39 PM »
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2012, 02:36:22 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 14, 2012, 01:35:22 PM
Lord of the flies.

Precisely as was predicted on here as soon as $kimmer unveiled his new improved DUmp3.
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2012, 03:14:54 PM »
I love it when a prediction comes together.

Of course knowing that the DUches would eat each other alive if left without adult supervision was not a hard prognostication.
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2012, 03:17:12 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 14, 2012, 03:14:54 PM
I love it when a prediction comes together.

Of course knowing that the DUches would eat each other alive if left without adult supervision was not a hard prognostication.
Perhaps a tie in to the Dead Pool thread ?
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2012, 04:08:11 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 14, 2012, 01:35:22 PM
Lord of the flies.
But how would they pick who would be Piggy?
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2012, 05:32:51 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 14, 2012, 01:35:22 PM
Lord of the flies.

Well, I'm sure they attract enough flies, might as well rule over them.   :-)
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Re: Jury Humor- Worse Alert Eveh!!!! (with Magistrate goodiness)
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2012, 06:34:17 PM »
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52. Original comments were out of order. I apologize.

Reiterate: while I also dislike the posts in question, they are not something to be hidden.

Figures that tinkerbelle was the one who made the alert.  Fudgepacks got a major inferiority complex.

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