primtives discuss Teutonic bosoms

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11031039

Oh my.

There's not much on Skins's island this lazy Sunday morning.

n2doc (21,488 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
 
Germany maps biggest breasts in the world

Thanks, Germany, for Your Hard-Hitting Coverage of the Biggest Breasts in the World

after which a map

Bild, the largest newspaper in Germany, released a map of the biggest breasts in the world yesterday. Spoiler alert: "Russian Women Have The Tightest Baskets." The map ranges from A-cup to "Greater than D-cup," because, apparently, after that your boobs are just too big for the globe to handle.

According to Germany-based BILDBlog, Bild may have, shall we say, "augmented" the statistics for Germany — the average cup size for German women is C, not D. The blog also points out that the map was made over a year ago by a website called "Target Map," so it's weird that Bild is promoting it now. But, as the writer muses: "On the other hand: What journalistic diligence exercise, if you have a map of the world tits?" Gotta love Google Translator.

You would think that the editors of a newspaper with a daily circulation of 3 million and enough power and influence that it basically forced the former President of Germany to resign in February after a huge corruption scandal would consider it beneath themselves to publish a dumb boob map. But apparently print is dying in Germany, too.

http://jezebel.com/5905399/thanks-germany-for-your-hard+hitting-coverage-of-the-biggest-breasts-in-the-world?tag=boobs

seabeyond (71,492 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. in interest of fair. World Penis Size Map

after which another map

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

i am seeing correlation here, lol.

ZombieHorde (20,133 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. I think some of those countries are doing circumcision wrong.

South Korea has an average of 3.8 inches. A bunch of countries have an average of 4 inches.

seabeyond (71,492 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. i laughed... they really need to put them in inches

i first saw the 16 and thought holey shit... lol.

but interesting comparing the breast to penis per country. though venezula is all over it in both areas.

NYC_SKP (40,651 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. Venezuela is, like, dangerous. If you go there...

...wear protective eyewear and other gear, lest you be whalloped by an oversized phallus or boobie!

madinmaryland (47,990 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. Interesting. Russia has the biggest breast, but has some small penises. What does that mean??

seabeyond (71,492 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

5. canada has smaller breasts, bigger penis

u.s. bigger breast (but i wonder if that leaves out the surgery) and smaller penis.

yes.... that is what i noticed.

but Venezuela and the other country.

The professional handicapped primitive:

Odin2005 (42,987 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

8. So that's why RWers hate Latinos!

They are scared of their gigantic shlongs!

Ho-hum.

[Celtic Rose]

I thank my teutonic ancestors regularly for my "ladies"   

[JakeStyle]

"The Tightest Baskets"?

[JakeStyle]

Odin2005 (42,987 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

8. So that's why RWers hate Latinos!

They are scared of their gigantic shlongs!

Trayvon was afraid of George Zimmermans humongous dong.

[Mr Mannn]

(Thinks about starting a pool: How long till this ends up in the Short Bus?)