Somehow the unemployment has dropped every single week for the last 6 weeks from 357,000/week to 388,000/week.
Our chocolate rations have also been increasing.
I noticed that also. It is amazing how they can say an increase is actually a decrease.
For some reason that makes me think of Trek TNG when Picard is held captive and told to tell how many lights there are. He says there for four lights, but the capture kept telling him there was five.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChYIm6MW39k[/youtube]