Then again they might have been innocent DUmpmonkies too.
Uh huh.
I rate the primitives as only slightly more effective than the elmers in detecting moles.
The elmers haven't found one yet.
And the primitives are only slightly more effective simply because there's far more primitives than elmers, and so the odds are greater.
All that being said, the bowling pin primitive who lit this campfire's full of it; he has no idea.