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Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« on: April 01, 2012, 03:01:49 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124070411

Oh my.

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Is Skinner in the house?

PM me ASAP if you are.

Whoa.

Wait.

What?????

Sherlock grasswire doesn't know how to send a personal message?

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1. You'll probably have better luck if you PM him directly.

Lay out what you want to discuss clearly. If it's important, he'll no doubt PM you back.

Whew.

The mineral oil primitive to the rescue.

I like how he says "lay out what you want to discuss clearly," as if that's going to be a problem--either Sherlock grasswire can't explain herself adequately, or my fellow alum has low reading comprehension.

Or both.
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2012, 03:30:15 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2012, 03:01:49 PM
I like how he says "lay out what you want to discuss clearly," as if that's going to be a problem--either Sherlock grasswire can't explain herself adequately, or my fellow alum has low reading comprehension.

Or both.

Coach, I'd go with the first one.
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2012, 03:37:01 PM »
Did she catch a mole? and why not send Skinner a PM directly? why be dramatic and do it on an open board?
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2012, 03:39:37 PM »
The grasswipe primitive must think that she, like the other DUmp primitives, is important enough to have Skins come down from his throne and listen to their 'important issues'.  


Fat chance.  
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2012, 03:42:55 PM »
Who is this person that gives me advice as if I needed it?
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2012, 05:27:37 PM »
She may be an idiot, but I am pretty sure she knows how to PM $kimmer. She posted this to get our attention.
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2012, 05:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on April 01, 2012, 05:27:37 PM
She may be an idiot, but I am pretty sure she knows how to PM $kimmer. She posted this to get our attention.

Maybe she found the smoking gun proving that franksolich murdered the red round one.

I'm going into hiding now.
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2012, 05:40:30 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2012, 03:01:49 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124070411

-either Sherlock grasswire can't explain herself adequately, or my fellow alum has low reading comprehension.

Or both.

I don't believe that Skimmers reading comprehension, whether high or low is much help when reading the screed of  Grasswipe. Her incoherent rambling are the result of Mad Dog 20/20.

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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2012, 05:44:14 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2012, 05:29:24 PM
Maybe she found the smoking gun proving that franksolich murdered the red round one.

I'm going into hiding now.
Nope. She may well have found that smoking gun, but this thread comes from an earlier one today, where poor, addled grasswipe Judy thinks she and she alone has discovered a CIA connection that is helping Zimmerman get away with popping a cap on poor, innocent li'l Trayvon. She's so excited her shoes are squishing.

She keeps referring to her simpleminded revelation as a "DU scoop"! It's exactly like that addled nut TruthIsAll, who thought he had uncovered the statistical smoking gun to throw out W's election.

I believe poor, addled grasswipe has uncovered a conspiracy that has, at its core, some cinderblocks and chickenwire. Most super DUmp conspiracies include cinderblocks and chickenwire.

Maybe East County Magazine will pay enough for her story to start up a pie shop. Anyway, it's really comical, and she's probably trying to get Skimmer's attention to warn him that all the national networks will soon be talking about the DUmp and its brilliant DUmpmonkey detectives. nadin is gonna be pissed if she isn't interviewed on 60 Minutes.

Pretty soon, Leopold and Pitt will pick up on the story.

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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2012, 05:47:43 PM »
I think it's a power thing. Grassyass feels it time for the owner to start jumping when she commands.

Here's a hint, honey. Open a member ship at the Old Elm Tree while you still can.

all that said, only one thing can cause the wench to issue commands to the Skins. Her posse or internet lawyers in hoodies came up with a new idea to stop,  http://www.electstevedawes.com/
« Last Edit: April 01, 2012, 05:50:39 PM by Mr Mannn »
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2012, 08:01:46 PM »
Poor, addled grasswipe discovered a huge CIA conspiracy protecting Zimmerman (honest to God, she's serious)
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Response to mainer (Reply #18)
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19. DU scoop
Lawrence's people didn't do ALL the research they could have done.

Nor did Nancy Grace's.



The last piece of the puzzle falls into place:
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20. O.M.G. He says that his wife was CUBAN, not Peruvian. Said Kennedy's supporters were "bushy tailed"


"The Kennedy approach was very interesting. I don't know how much this was Kennedy or some of his bushy tailed supporters who were really interested in the third world and wanted to go there as ambassadors..."

WTF does that mean???
 
I knew it! George Bush!
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2012, 08:11:17 PM »
Damnit!!! I set up DU3 with a jury system for a reason! I just want to be left the hell alone, raking in the cash. Can't you idiots handle shit on your own? I've given you the method on a silver platter. ****, just let me live in peace and, thanks to you idiots, prosperity. /Skinner
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2012, 09:52:06 PM »
Yeah, Skimmer reads every post at the DUmp.

He's vitally interested in all the DUmpmonkeys and their deranged political squibble-squobbling.

And he's sure to hop to it when he's summoned by lunatic baglady who's stumbled onto a sinister CIA conspiracy.

This could be huge.
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2012, 10:34:58 PM »
Quote from: jukin on April 01, 2012, 03:42:55 PM
Who is this person that gives me advice as if I needed it?
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2012, 04:17:01 PM »
You knew it would happen.

Poor, addled grasswipe's "DU Scoop", discovering the sinister link between the CIA and Zimmerman, caught the DUmp's fancy.

All the DUmpmonkeys were agog with excitement over addled grasswipe's coup, congratulating her on bringing down the hated CIA.

Poor, addled grasswipe was even summoning Skimmer to urgent, secret sitdowns.

You can imagine the enormously corpulent nutcase nadin sitting over in the corner, seething over the attention going to grasswipe.

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Now if I were writing a penny novel, this reads like one, yup, would use that factoid...CIA is always a favored bad guy.


If grasswipe doesn't shut up, there's plenty more where that came from.
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2012, 04:45:38 PM »
All the speculation in Grasswipe is good but the actual cause is probably just bad drugs.
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2012, 06:26:35 PM »
It's not looking good for Sherlock Judy; only two responses now.

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2. Maybe it's an April fools thing?
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2012, 07:16:29 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 01, 2012, 03:37:01 PM
Did she catch a mole? and why not send Skinner a PM directly? why be dramatic and do it on an open board?
She probably found out that Omaha Steve is my mole and that I managed to set up a whole mole campaign in a city, Belleview NE, and ward, 1 that I do not even reside in.

http://www.electstevedawes.com/

I mean, just look at the hair. No real person has hair like that. It's like the same hair from Eraser Head!
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2012, 07:29:12 PM »
Do I have this right?

The CIA is against Obama, so the CIA set this up, they purposely recruited an hispanic with a "white" name, they made sure that he joined a neighborhood watch, and they had him purposely kill a young kid, and they did this because they wanted blacks to riot and whites, hispanics and asians will vote for the Republic en masse? Is this what they're insinuating?
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2012, 07:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 02, 2012, 07:29:12 PM
Do I have this right?

The CIA is against Obama, so the CIA set this up, they purposely recruited an hispanic with a "white" name, they made sure that he joined a neighborhood watch, and they had him purposely kill a young kid, and they did this because they wanted blacks to riot and whites, hispanics and asians will vote for the Republic en masse? Is this what they're insinuating?

Who knows, but probably.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2012, 08:28:47 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 02, 2012, 07:29:12 PM
Do I have this right?

The CIA is against Obama, so the CIA set this up, they purposely recruited an hispanic with a "white" name, they made sure that he joined a neighborhood watch, and they had him purposely kill a young kid, and they did this because they wanted blacks to riot and whites, hispanics and asians will vote for the Republic en masse? Is this what they're insinuating?

How hard is it to cause that to happen?
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Re: Sherlock grasswire looking for Skins in the house
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2012, 10:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on April 02, 2012, 08:28:47 PM
How hard is it to cause that to happen?
Where is that "That's Racist" mpeg when you need it ?
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