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Offline Chris_

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Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« on: March 27, 2012, 07:42:08 PM »
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Police: Severed leg belonged to missing woman; she and another woman still missing

The mystery surrounding a severed leg that washed ashore in December only continues to get deeper.

Hillsborough deputies say they now know the leg belonged to 38-year-old Kelly Moriarty of Bradenton. The identification only creates more questions, as Moriarty and another woman remain missing.

Meanwhile, a family in St. Petersburg made a horrifying discovery on December 27: a severed leg washed ashore behind the home they were staying in. The body part would remain unidentified until a DNA test finally confirmed it as Moriarty's in March.

There has been no sign of Moriarty and Carter ever since. After Moriarty was reported missing in January, a search of her apartment showed no signs of a disturbance. A Christmas tree was found still up, with unopened presents underneath it.
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 07:52:41 PM »
Disappointed at the mugshots...I was expecting a leggy blonde
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 07:55:20 PM »
I should have been more specific.  I meant these mugshots:


http://www.wtsp.com/slideshows/2010/gallery.aspx?slideshowname=mug-shot-roundup
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 09:01:30 PM »
I came to lend credence to this thread. I'll leave when I get a leg up.
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2012, 09:03:38 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 27, 2012, 09:01:30 PM
I came to lend credence to this thread. I'll leave when I get a leg up.

Punny comments like that could wind up costing your credibility an arm and a leg around here.  I'd be careful not to put your foot in it if I were you.  :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2012, 08:37:25 AM »
Let's do everybody a favor and sever all further discussion on this about legs or any other body part.
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2012, 08:46:23 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 28, 2012, 08:37:25 AM
Let's do everybody a favor and sever all further discussion on this about legs or any other body part.

You are really going out on a limb, aren'tcha????
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2012, 09:16:43 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 28, 2012, 08:46:23 AM
You are really going out on a limb, aren'tcha????

Yeah, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2012, 09:30:34 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 28, 2012, 08:37:25 AM
Let's do everybody a favor and sever all further discussion on this about legs or any other body part.

So, you want it to be just about jamming a toe?
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2012, 09:32:12 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 27, 2012, 07:42:08 PM
WTSP

Go for the creepy story... stay for the goofy mug shots.

Chris, where do YOU find all these strange but true storeys?????

These woman may have decided to go skinny dipping in a canal in Florida and met up with a Crockagatter.    Simplest explanations are usually fact.

These Lesbians, may have met up with a UFO full of one legged Lesbias from outer space and been captured, and the one leg of one woman accidentally left behind.    Who Knows, Florida seems to have allot of citizens that swear they were abducted and experimented on.

This could explain why BC has been finding feet in shoes washed up on shore the last few years.   May be a tie in, with the Candian problem of a dozen or so shoes with feet inside washing ashore.

My guess is it is these one legged Lesbians from outer space, they are here to do what ???    Any ideas ?????
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2012, 09:51:39 AM »
That must have been some shin dig!  :naughty:
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2012, 10:09:54 AM »
Quote from: Gina on March 28, 2012, 09:51:39 AM
That must have been some shin dig!  :naughty:

They met up with a snapper . . . turtle.
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2012, 10:35:46 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 28, 2012, 10:09:54 AM
They met up with a snapper . . . turtle.

That story sounds a little fishy.
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2012, 10:38:46 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 28, 2012, 08:46:23 AM
You are really going out on a limb, aren'tcha????

I'm just a knee up on the situation, that's all, really thighbone deep.
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2012, 11:01:55 AM »
Well, ain't this a (one-legged) kick in the pants??
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2012, 11:02:37 AM »
Floraduh is knee deep in crazy shiite.
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2012, 03:15:45 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 28, 2012, 11:01:55 AM
Well, ain't this a (one-legged) kick in the pants??

SOMEBODY around here (I ain't sayin' who), is being a real heel about this.
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2012, 03:22:47 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 28, 2012, 03:15:45 PM
SOMEBODY around here (I ain't sayin' who), is being a real heel about this.

Dip your toe in first before you leap in completely!
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2012, 03:27:34 PM »
Quote from: njpines on March 28, 2012, 03:22:47 PM
Dip your toe in first before you leap in completely!

Now why would I do that? This whole thread has me stumped.
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2012, 08:08:37 PM »
Can we return this thread to the Presidential Elegtion ?
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2012, 08:41:56 PM »
Rove has legs!  This is toast!!!  (I'm series!!!  This is really hugh!!!)   :lmao:
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Re: Unattractive lesbian love triangle results in severed leg washing up on shore
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2012, 01:33:17 PM »
Tho far thith thread hath cauthed me to thigh. It really accentuateth my lithp too !
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