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Offline obumazombie

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2012, 09:29:40 PM »
Burger flippers make less than brain surgeons.  I fall somewhere in the middle.  Seems fair to me.
Life in the animal kingdom isn't very fair. No safety net. Why do libs think somehow some ethereal fairness entity will overlook the animal kingdom, and spread fairness all across the land with a wave of the hand of an inaction figure ? I don't know if it would be the kung fu grip on your wallet right hand, or the sleight of hand left hand that would magically wave fairness to all corners of the globe.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2012, 09:36:31 PM »
Life in the animal kingdom isn't very fair. No safety net. Why do libs think somehow some ethereal fairness entity will overlook the animal kingdom, and spread fairness all across the land with a wave of the hand of an inaction figure ? I don't know if it would be the kung fu grip on your wallet right hand, or the sleight of hand left hand that would magically wave fairness to all corners of the globe.

Refer to pillar #2 for answer:


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Re: 5 lies we must tell to get elected
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2012, 09:40:51 PM »
BattleHymn, that was sheer perfection. I love the beautifully sublime inference to the religion of peace.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.