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A LONELY heart can't get a date — because he looks like late dictator Kim Jong-il.

William Cheong says ladies simply see him as the North Korean tyrant — even though he's a West London plumber.

William, 43, from Acton, said: "I'm single and have no children and I would love to meet someone — but looking like Kim Jong-il doesn't help."

The British-born bachelor, known to pals as KT, is even the same height as Jong-il — 5ft 4ins. He hoped the despot's death at 69 from a heart attack in December would boost his love prospects. But the communist brute is still fresh in most people's minds.

A friend of William said: "He hoped when Jong-il died he would get a bit more luck, but it's the same old thing.


"William is a lovely guy who has a lovely house — all he needs is someone to share his life.

"His only problem is that he sometimes gets mistaken for Kim Jong-il and that is not exactly a magnet for the ladies." William admitted he felt lonely — just like the dictator's character in hit movie Team America: World Police.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4181788/Kim-Jong-ils-double-cant-find-love.html

Poor Kim er William.



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Re: Jong, free and single Kim Jong-il's double can't find love
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2012, 10:54:24 AM »
I don't think he's going to find any in the video game store. :p
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Re: Jong, free and single Kim Jong-il's double can't find love
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2012, 09:40:57 AM »
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I bet his problem is the woman that are looking for a billionaire find this dude to be poor as a church mouse and a Scotsman to boot, wants to go dutch on first date.

Were he an American he would be up to his ears in woman he told he was incognito and was in fact Kim Jong.  Lots of older wealthy bored woman would love his tale and support him just for the thrill of becoming part of the international life.   He would be doing a public service by putting life and pep into the old biddies with a huge bank account. 

What's the matter with him, England is also a gold mine of rich widows looking for a once in a life time experience. 

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Re: Jong, free and single Kim Jong-il's double can't find love
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2012, 02:23:58 PM »
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