UPDATE: Redstate Bluegirl has been BANNED, TOMBSTONED!!!I posted this DUFU a week ago, on Friday the 17th. A few minutes ago, I just happened to go check on the original DU thread, to see if there were any more replies there since I did the DUFU. And, lo and behold, I see that by Sunday the 19th, Redstate Bluegirl had gotten the granite cookie!
You know, in this DUFU, I said that **I** was "Redstate Bluegirl," infiltrating the DUmp as a mole. Of course, when I said that, I was just kidding, messing with their minds, so they wouldn't know who was a troll and who wasn't. But it looks like now that they may have taken me seriously and really believed that I was Redstate Bluegirl! In any case, she gone!
Here's what I found:
wow. funny - but this person set off some major negative vibes in me with her/his very first post - and that first post had nothing at all to say that was as obviously trollish as this. . . .["Obviously"?? You guys were all believing her and welcoming her for 120 posts . . . UNTIL I posted the DUFU!! Hee! Hee!]
it's strange to come here and see that my initial "ick factor" intuition was true.
I think we all had our suspicions.[Yeah, right, babylonsister. Only AFTER you read the DUmmie FUnnies!]
Welcome aboard. Have fun 
[DUmmie Taverner still doesn't realize that Redstate Bluegirl has been tombstoned.]
Oh Redstate Bluegirl, you flew too close to the sun.[Just call her "Ick 'R' Us."]
Account status: Posting privileges revoked[A fancy way to say "TOMBSTONED!"]
Locking. Poster has been escorted from the building.[She's been prog-marched out! And, who knows, she may really have been a teenage DUmmie! Oh, well!]
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BTW, on a personal note, I may not be able to do a full-blown DUFU for at least the next few weeks. We're into Lent now, and this is a very busy time for me anyhow. PLUS, I leave for Indonesia on March 8, to teach at a conference there, getting back on March 17. And I've got a ton of stuff to do to get ready before I go.