Author Topic: Naked cowgirl....not in Flori-duh.  (Read 1346 times)

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Re: Naked cowgirl....not in Flori-duh.
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 09:22:35 AM »
Yippie-kay-yay, Mike Foxtrot.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Naked cowgirl....not in Flori-duh.
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 10:58:00 AM »
You could tell it was written by someone not from Texas.

"It was unclear as to why she was naked except for her cowboy boots ..."

Well, you only take your boots off for one thing and she OBVIOUSLY wasn't doing that.

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Re: Naked cowgirl....not in Flori-duh.
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 01:42:04 PM »
Usually I would expect some great and funny story behind an escapade like this.  I don't think I want to know in this case. 

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Re: Naked cowgirl....not in Flori-duh.
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2012, 02:03:33 PM »
She was participating in a new sport: Naked motorcycling, also known as barebacking or barefronting. The boots allowed her to operate the foot controls on the bike.
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