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Offline commonguymd

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Re: DUmmie claims to fight for job
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2012, 07:34:45 AM »
What's with the "eight months" of unemployment and his "sit on your ass" benefits expiring?
Didn't the magnificent one extend the "sit on your ass" bennies to 99 WEEKS?

That's what I thought.  Methinks he is fibbing the whole story to begin with.  If one is to lie effectively, it's good practice to throw reasonable facts in the mix.  They don't call them dummies for nothing.  I think this was merely a ploy for attention.  

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Re: DUmmie claims to fight for job
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2012, 10:59:10 AM »
This sounds a lot like that job at the air  port.

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Re: DUmmie claims to fight for job
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2012, 11:31:25 AM »
I give it 2 bongs for the humor of a DUchebag being a mental counselor. Nearly sprayed coffee on my keyboard. Damn funny.
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Re: DUmmie claims to fight for job
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2012, 11:33:16 AM »
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I believe that he is shocked to have a victim who actually fights back, but I'm not about to let this f***er "romney" me out of a job that I want, I need and I will do very well in because he's to damn lazy to pay any attention to his temporary patient.
Can someone translate DUmmie to English for me? It is not like being Obama'd in the Biden while someone kicks you the Michelle, is it?

Apparently I am not up on the current terms they are throwing around. :(
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Re: DUmmie claims to fight for job
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2012, 11:33:56 AM »
I give it 2 bongs for the humor of a DUchebag being a mental counselor. Nearly sprayed coffee on my keyboard. Damn funny.

Aren't they ALL just really mental counselors to each over there at the DUmp? :lmao:






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Re: DUmmie claims to fight for job
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2012, 12:16:32 PM »
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working with a Mental Health Agency up here in Maine. I would be going into the homes of troubled families who've consented to in-home treatment.




Hope you get the job, DUmmie.

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Re: DUmmie claims to fight for job
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2012, 01:39:05 PM »
After reading that I think that it is a good thing that this guy isn't being trusted to counsel any one about anything. He has definite rage issues that he is obvioulsy unable to control.
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Re: DUmmie claims to fight for job
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2012, 01:42:54 PM »
Aren't they ALL just really mental counselors to each over there at the DUmp? :lmao:

I don't remember whether it was here or at CU but a great post was along the lines of "Going to the DUmp for mental advice is like having an AA meeting at a bar."
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Re: DUmmie claims to fight for job
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2012, 01:44:19 PM »
I don't remember whether it was here or at CU but a great post was along the lines of "Going to the DUmp for mental advice is like having an AA meeting at a bar."

Don't laugh.  On my first boat, the EDEA (aka, the "Bull Nuke"--senior enlisted nuclear trained guy) was nicknamed "Jabba."  Yeah, he was pretty close to that big.  They used to have their meetings at the Yum Yum Tree (Hawaiian chain--good stuff.)
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