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Offline CG6468

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Electile Dysfunction defined
« on: February 05, 2012, 03:48:12 PM »
Electile Dysfunction: The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party.
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Re: Electile Dysfunction defined
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2012, 09:00:34 PM »
I'm so ready for Barry to return to private life, I will even vote for Mitt.

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I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Electile Dysfunction defined
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2012, 07:58:07 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on February 05, 2012, 09:00:34 PM
I'm so ready for Barry to return to private life, I will even vote for Mitt.



Conversation with mother on phone---Next month she will be 90 years old.

She goes, do you remember when we were taught that any American could become President.

I go, Yah, and.

She-- Lies today, I have been reading up on 14th. century European History and darn we are right back there again.

Me-- How so.?

She-- to lead a country one needed great wealth and the backing of their faith to lead a country.  Leadership was in the hands of the faiths that supported their candidate.    Screw with the leaders of a faith that were bankrolling you and--woops, a new leader in town.

Me---You think we are going to vote for who ever has the most money and cowtows to their faith ?

She, Lies, just lies, none of the runners are leaders, they are just buying into it, no strength, So what are you going to do about it.??

Me--- ME, what am I going to do about it, Not one darn thing, I am thinking of heading for Belize for 4 years if Obama is reelected.

She-------Can I come with you????

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Offline Wineslob

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Re: Electile Dysfunction defined
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2012, 09:49:55 AM »
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Re: Electile Dysfunction defined
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2012, 06:05:07 AM »
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According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Electile Dysfunction defined
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2012, 10:46:03 AM »
The Center for Disease Control has issued
a warning about a new virulent strain of
this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's
pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im."

The disease is contracted through dangerous
and high-risk behavior involving putting your
cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in 2008 ..... but now
most people, after having been infected for the
past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how
destructive this sickness is. It's sad because
it is so easily cured with a new procedure just
coming on the market called Vo-tem-out!

We took the first dose/step in 2010 and take the
second dosage in 2012, and simply don't engage
in such behavior again, otherwise it could
become permanent and eventually wipe out all
life as we know it.
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