I am probably a bit old to be called a lout...
You want my life story? I was born in Aotearoa (more common name is New Zealand) quite some time ago. My family were sheep farmers in the South Island, my school vacation work was shearing sheep (which incidently I got quite good at) I joined the Royal New Zealand Air Force in 1964 and continued in government service for 22 years, mostly involved in matters relating to civil aviation within NZ and much of the South Pacific. I served my country as a technical specialist representative which took me to countries including, various Pacific Islands, Australia, USA, Canada, UK and as a technical specialist on a UN panel concerning the safety of international civil aviation and international search and rescue services. I spent a few years in the field of agriculture then returned to the aviation industry designing and establishing communications systems for safety of civil aviation, my clients included governments and airlines in a few countries, NZ, Australia, China, Korea (North), Egypt, Phillipines, Iceland, UK, Czech Republic, Canada,Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq and the US including the US Coast Guard.
Sorry, thats a bit of a condensation as I missed a few bits out along the way.
I am not strong on religon but had the advantage of a Catholic education, neither am I very strong on political associations but I do share some of the theories of both the NZ National Party and the NZ Labour Party. I am a strong believer in my country and have a keen nose for BS which I detest.