So, this crazy ducked up looking freak says to me, "may Satan give you a wonderfully evening", after I told them, " have a blessed day."
I replied, " you know, my God was your god's boss until he fired him for being an ass."
And then this cop jumped out of the bushes and everyone in the Walmart garden center broke into Händel'"s Messiah".
Can I play too???
Shopping at local store there was one young teenager all decked out in scarfs and head cover behind one check out.
Big sign at front, NO PORK PROUDUCTS at this check out. The lines were backing up and a worker waved me with few purchases to the no pork line to keep things moving smoothly.
All I had in my cart were vegetables, dog food and some cans of Spam. After I had paid and my stuff was bagged I apologised to the young girl, sorry about the Pork products, ----Spam and dog food, she went white as a sheet and fainted on the spot.
As I wheeled my cart out there was much commotion going on behind me, some people were taking advantage of the hubbub and taking full baskets out of the store without paying. One dude I noticed was walking funny as he had stuffed a few live Lobsters in his pants.
I sat in my car for a few minutes watching the show and soon the police came, a good 20 customers had eloped without paying for their goods and others from the Islam comunity were rushing to the young girls side to comfort her, or kill her for handling pork even in bags or tins. I left when the Ambulance arrived to cart her off for shock and dismay.
I now have 65 cans of Spam in the pantry, everytime I shop and see a NO PORK check out, I buy a couple cans of Spam and apologise to the checker for my buying pork in their station.

Who says Christians cannot defend themselves any way they can.