Yeah, a Barbie kitchen would do wonders for resale value.
The Lollipop Guild would love it.
She should get a little oven, too, heated by a sixty-watt bulb.
You know, she with the face like Hindenberg's should perhaps move to one of the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants where things weren't always ergometric.
Think of stairs, please.
Steps.
Someone sometime in our evil capitalistic system--I'm thinking maybe it was during the 1800s--figured out the ideal "height" for steps, and generally they're used all over.
In the socialist paradises, nobody thought of that, and so as a consequence, one is always stumbling over the first step, which appears to be 3" high, then the second step, which appears to be 6" high, then the third step, which appears to be 4.5" high, then the fourth step, which appears to be 7.25" high, and so on.
It can make going up or down stairs a real pain.....especially in socialist-built tall buildings where the elevators are always out of order.
There's a reason countertops, stoves, desks, chairs, and whatnot are the heights they are. Someone sometime determined they were the ideal heights for the overwhelming majority of people who wanted to use them.
Well, okay, so the defrocked warped primitive's short, and such things aren't ideal.
Boo-****ing-hoo.
It would be superfluous to point out that most things in the world are made for hearing people--as the vast overwhelming majority of people are hearing people--but franksolich adjusts, no "customizing" for his particular circumstances necessary.
Too bad for the defrocked warped primitive.
