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Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru
« on: January 06, 2012, 08:43:46 PM »
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Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru

Van der Sloot, who was arrested but not charged in the 2005 disappearance of 18-year-old Alabama woman Natalee Holloway on the Dutch Caribbean island of Aruba, had previously said he strangled 21-year-old business student Stephany Flores after meeting her in a casino in Lima.

Under Peruvian law, a prison term for a "sincere confession" to a murder is normally much shorter than one for an outright guilty plea. Prosecutors have said Van der Sloot robbed and killed Flores before fleeing the scene of a crime to Chile.

If Van der Sloot formally enters a "sincere confession" to the judges on Wednesday, the trial would quickly enter a sentencing phase and he could spend less than a decade behind bars.
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Less than a decade for killing someone.  I wonder what the murder rate in Peru is.
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Re: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 10:45:34 PM »
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Less than a decade for killing someone.  I wonder what the murder rate in Peru is.

They forgot to tell him that the whole 10 years is buried in goat shit.  It's still too good for him.

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Re: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 11:31:04 PM »
This is where he is headed, Piedras Gordas. I wouldn't trade a cup of piss for his future there, serves him right.

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Re: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2012, 05:58:52 AM »
This is where he is headed, Piedras Gordas. I wouldn't trade a cup of piss for his future there, serves him right.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBm071ljRCk[/youtube]

How long has this man spent in prison awaiting trial so far.   

I wonder about the rate of re-offenders that get placed back into that hell hole that gives them access to drugs and sex, ALA Charles Manson.   

I know the pecking order in prisons around the world is mostly the same, the more famous the prisoner the more respect he gets, excepting Jeffery Dormer and the Boston Strangler. 

I kind of picked up on the 3 female judges that are not happy about what they called disrespect of their Court by Joran rolling his eyes, yawning and compaired that to Lindsey girl with Fu*k you on her finger nails. 

Now I am curious of what the prisons are like for female offenders--------Where do the baby's go born from rape from the guards ??????

Perhaps my Russian friend is correct about there being no prisons in Russia, anyone that goes into a state insane asylum  and re-offends must be insane.  Only the insane will break the law is their thinking.

I hope those Judges have more spunk then those Judges Lindsey had, they are a disgrace to American Justice.

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Re: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2012, 06:51:29 AM »
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Less than a decade for killing someone.  I wonder what the murder rate in Peru is.

Right around where ours lies--about 5 murders for every 100K.
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Re: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2012, 09:24:27 AM »
Less than a decade for killing someone.  I wonder what the murder rate in Peru is.

I'm sincerely wondering about a vacation with the wife to Peru .
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Re: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2012, 10:22:36 AM »
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He just needs to sincerely die.
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Re: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2012, 10:36:28 AM »
He just needs to sincerely die.


He will get his the the form of carnal abuse.
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Re: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2012, 10:44:03 AM »
Well, yes, he will get it in the end, one way or another.

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Re: Joran Van der Sloot to "sincerely confess" to murder in Peru
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2012, 01:42:59 PM »
I think he'd make excellent shark bait.
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