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Offline Chris_

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The 777777th Post
« on: January 04, 2012, 03:09:33 PM »
What will it be?  Another third-world forum spammer trying to trick the American white devil into parting with his cash?  A flame-out DUmmy troll?  Haven't been many of those around lately, thank God.  Gina trying to get yet another thread moved to the Short Bus with talk of ho-hos and ding-dongs?  (Speaking of ding dongs, I haven't seen mamacags around lately.  If you see her, tell her I said 'Hi'.)  Or will it be vesta1111 with another incomprehensible, too-long rant about who knows what? 

By the way, there are no prizes offered or implied by the posting of this poll.
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 03:24:39 PM »
20:1 odds it'll be a Dutch bitchslap for lack of boobiez in a post. :popcorn:
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 03:51:40 PM »
It's gonna be a post by chris_ lamenting over his cat and how his 'nads have dropped to the point that he's marking his territory by pissing in chris' shoes.
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 04:00:48 PM »
Forty-three more to go.

Oops, now forty-two.
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 05:24:01 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 04, 2012, 04:00:48 PM
Forty-three more to go.

Oops, now forty-two.

What happens after this momentous occasion?
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 06:01:33 PM »
^^PIE AND BOOBIEZ!
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 06:02:45 PM »
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 08:40:11 PM »
Well, I see we have moved past it, so how do we tell what it was???
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 08:53:56 PM »
My guess is it may be a post from franksolich at the forward observation post announcing that a gang of DUmmies has mustered enough courage to board a small boat and leave the island in a bid to launch an amphibious assault on the cave.

Or not.

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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2012, 08:15:52 AM »
beefeater is the winner with this post about DU3.
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2012, 08:19:01 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 04, 2012, 06:01:33 PM
^^PIE AND BOOBIEZ!

You really wanna see my bobbiez, eh?  Don't say you weren't warned.
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2012, 10:23:03 AM »
Well penises and vaginas!!!  I can't believe Chris misses me!!!!  I feel almost as special as Gina's favorite dildo!!
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2012, 10:30:52 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on January 05, 2012, 10:23:03 AM
Well penises and vaginas!!!  I can't believe Chris misses me!!!!  I feel almost as special as Gina's favorite dildo!!


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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2012, 10:54:45 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on January 05, 2012, 10:23:03 AM
Well penises and vaginas!!!  I can't believe Chris misses me!!!!  I feel almost as special as Gina's favorite dildo!!

I didn't know you came with batteries!!!!!  :rotf:
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 11:25:43 AM »
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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2012, 11:45:42 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on January 05, 2012, 10:23:03 AM
Well penises and vaginas!!!  I can't believe Chris misses me!!!!  I feel almost as special as Gina's favorite dildo!!

You mean she has more than one? Oh wait.....

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Re: The 777777th Post
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2012, 08:07:54 AM »
Yippie, I am ahead of the other ding bats, takes years to perfect the talent I have for causing great head aches and
others to wander in mind numbing torper trying to understand what I am saying.

This is a gift to out do the really insane, a survival method to keep the nuts away in fear I am crazier then they are.

What fun, as the question that many have asked through the century's is  " What do woman really want""  Even Stephen Hawking's wonders about that question-------I have the answers for him, each female is different unlike men, we each want different things based on our personality.

Now try to figure that out, and thanks for the votes, my work has just begun.   
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