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Offline FreeBorn

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Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« on: January 01, 2012, 08:58:59 PM »
Picture of funeral for Kim Jong Il shows giant Nork soldier in the ranks.

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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2012, 05:23:58 AM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on January 01, 2012, 08:58:59 PM
Picture of funeral for Kim Jong Il shows giant Nork soldier in the ranks.


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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2012, 08:39:16 AM »
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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2012, 09:59:18 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 03, 2012, 08:39:16 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8984163/Giant-North-Korean-soldier-pays-respects-to-Kim-Jong-il.html

He's pretty tall.

Considering the average height of a male Nork is about 5'1", I'd tend to agree. He's got to be at least 5'7".  :-)
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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2012, 10:41:39 AM »
ZOMG!  Look how big his feet are!!!  You know what big feet mean?!   :naughty:
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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2012, 10:52:16 AM »
Quote from: Gina on January 03, 2012, 10:41:39 AM
ZOMG!  Look how big his feet are!!!  You know what big feet mean?!   :naughty:
Big shoes? :-)
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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2012, 10:54:06 AM »
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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2012, 08:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 03, 2012, 10:54:06 AM
Yep! Really big shoes  :panic:
So. He's a.........clown?
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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2012, 07:18:59 AM »
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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2012, 04:22:43 PM »
Gina, Gina, Gina, they said giant Nork, not giant Dork.


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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2012, 08:13:14 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 06, 2012, 04:22:43 PM
Gina, Gina, Gina, they said giant Nork, not giant Dork.


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Wrong vowel
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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2012, 01:54:33 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 08, 2012, 08:13:14 PM
Wrong vowel

Ummm, no, you mean wrong consonant. The only vowel in both "Dork" and "Nork" is the letter "o" and it's correct.
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Re: Nork Giant Spotted At Funeral
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2012, 02:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 09, 2012, 01:54:33 PM
Ummm, no, you mean wrong consonant. The only vowel in both "Dork" and "Nork" is the letter "o" and it's correct.

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