2012 Predictions

[JohnnyReb]

 
 Where did the people go ??

Disney World.

[jukin]

Oh my!!

I predict that the DUches and all the talking heads on the alphabets are going to be very sad on the evening of November 6th.

[tanstaafl]

A total coincidence that for hundreds of years the Mayan looked forward to their God who came from the Sky's to teach them how to plant and build, a white God with red hair, and finally on the year he was expected to return they saw these white sails and boats arriving with men of white skin and these awesome beasts they rode upon.   

That was the Aztecs, vesta one-eleventy

[DumbAss Tanker]

That was the Aztecs, vesta one-eleventy

Next you'll be telling her the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor after all...

[Crazy Horse]

 
Hell we still do not know what happend on that island in the south that left only a cryptic word, that has to this day never been translated.   Crouton ---or some such that I have forgotten through the years. Where did the people go ??

You mean Croatoan?  It wasn't a cryptic word, it's injun name of Hatteras Island.  What happened??????????

They were abandoned for over three years in the 1580's on a tiny narrow barrier island with friendly/hostile natives all around, plus the Spanish looking for em..........WTF you think happened?

I see I insulted the bats, shit and crazy people everywhere by calling you batshit crazy.

You're like nadin's older sister who can't and refuses to use google.

[Airwolf]

Here's my shot at predicting. We;ll ok more like a wish list

1. Obama will be un employed as President come Jan. 2013

2. The Republicam sweep of the Senate causes DU and Acorn and other liberal causes to have massive head explosions when the budget has to be cut like a steer at slaughter.

3. Guns will still be bought at higher numbers when anti gun laws are repealed

4. The Congress finally kills the Department of Education and the IRS. Kids will finally get educated and we get some of our money back

5. Chuck Shummer and Tom Harkin are the next Commie losers to leave the Senate.

[Duke Nukum]

I predict in the coming year-----

Scientists will find 10 new diseases that were thought to have died out years ago.
Some how a deadly agent will escape from a Laboratory and cause Panic to the populace somewhere in the world.
More and more strange things will come about much like the orange eggs found in Alaska this year.

I predict ----

The weather patterns will be upside down for the world, a unexpected shift in the magnetic poles will cause great problems for those that use the GPS.

I predict----

The die off of  a species at a staggering rate.   No one will admit to knowing the reason and 3 or more top level scientists will come to a bad end.

I predict---

A major blow to the food industry, a virus will be imported and attack our genetically enhanced food products. Bean culture, soy, peas, Lima, any thing relating to the bean family-----
Some kind of rot will attack the rice fields of Asia and come into our country and be spread to our crops.

I predict ---

Florida will have an upsurge in those monstrous snakes and one will get big enough to eat a child.
Florida will see an upsurge in Cubans that want to go home and Little Havana will become a ghost town.

I predict----

December 22 will come and go with out the collapes of the Mayan Society, or the world.

I predict ----

That the middle east will screw itself up  the point of no return for them, or the rest of the world.   
Europe will be ablaze from the Muslim onslaught and Christianity will be banned from major city's, another old time Crusade will take place.

I predict-----

The gate has been opened for the barbarians to enter and there will be no one to close the city gates against them.

Gee this is fun, what next, life in this time most anything from our deepest darkest nighmares can happen.

I predict the entire state of Maine will vote to secede from the United States and to become a province of Canada. Vesta will be elected to be their envoy to Canada and after 5 minutes of speaking with her, Canada will decide, thanks but no thanks. The lobsters will then rise from the sea and enslave the former state. A lobster from the newly christened Lobsteria  will then join Conservative Underground and will immediately make 10% more sense then Vesta  has most times.

And then, for reasons that are hazy in my crystal, Atlantis will rise from the sea again! And they'll have a convention and give out some fairly nice chotskies for attendees, including a wonderful Girls of Atlantis 2012 calender. Of course, it will be about mid-June making half of the calender irrelevant but most folks wont mind.

Soon thereafter, Stephen King's walk-ins will declare war on Lobsteria and eventually, the entire place will be swallowed up by a singularity. Veterans of the Lobsterian Conflict, as it will be known, will receive a lovely 2006 Girls of the Dark Tower calendar, which will be traded like money is today, and then the whole thing starts over again.

[I_B_Perky]

You forgot the best trick of all.  Make her laugh.  I have dated some downright non attractive men and it was only because they had me rolling in the floor laughing all the time.

Oops! I left out the part about "Ladies like to laugh" on the end of number 7.

Funny thing is that on my first "date" with my now husband we both ended up filthy and I paid for dinner at Wendy's. He helped me unload and stack 2 tons of hay and we hit the drive through after.
We put the lift kit and new tires on my wagoneer on our third date and he cooked.

That ain't a date... that's slave labor!!!   

[movie buff]

I hate to be wrong....so I predict...
1-Obama will play golf.
2-Moochell will vacation.
3-Moochelle will not ride in AF#1 with Obama.

On the subject...
Moochelle will, while on vacation, gorge herself with lobster and junk food at every meal, then give sanctimonious, long- winded speeches about how regular Americans should eat nothing but tofu, dried fruit, and raw vegetables in the name of "Fighting child obesity."

For my own predictions,
1) The Occupy movement will continue to fade into obscurity, which may or may not lead one or more of the Occupiers to try something desperate and large- scale to re- ignite the movement (i.e. planting a bomb in a bank or corporate office, attempting to kidnap a wealthy CEO and/ or one of said CEO's loved ones).
2) Were that to happen, the DUmmies would portray the deranged Occupier(s) in question as a hero, and portray his/her/their victim(s) as evil monsters who got what they deserved.
3) In the presidential debates, the Republican candidate will hammer Obama about the economy.
4) Obama will respond by impotently stammering and stuttering, then openly accusing the Republican candidate of racism and making the same accusation towards anyone thinking of voting for the Republican candidate.
5) In campaign ads, Obama will claim that the Republican candidate wants to a) start World War III, b) suspend everyone's First Amendment rights, and c) have all gays rounded up and executed.
6) If Obama loses the election, the DUmp will explode. Threads accusing everyone (Or at least, everyone conservative) of election fraud will skyrocket, and there will be repeated calls for rioting.
7) If Obama loses, the New Black Panther Party will also repeatedly call for rioting and a rise in flash mob attacks against white people.

[compaqxp]

2012 predictions.

1.A) Obama fails to be reelected
1.B) DU implodes
1.C) Hilarity will ensue (on DU/The Internet)
1.D) Extreme violence will ensue
2) Occupy won't make a return in the spring
3) Bashar al-Assad will meet his end
4) I'll get a new car.

[AprilRazz]

That ain't a date... that's slave labor!!!   

He volunteered. Not going to turn down help.
Hell I think that is one of the reasons that I married him. He did say that I didn't hide anything about what life with me was like.

[BlueStateSaint]

1.A) Obama fails to be reelected
1.B) DU implodes
1.C) Hilarity will ensue (on DU/The Internet)
1.D) Extreme violence will ensue
2) Occupy won't make a return in the spring
3) Bashar al-Assad will meet his end
4) I'll get a new car.

The bolded might be pushing it . . .