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Offline Chris_

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Child Plays Dead on Google Street View, Horrifies a Nation
« on: January 06, 2012, 09:58:14 PM »
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Child Plays Dead on Google Street View, Horrifies a Nation

The Daily Mail reports that concerned Worcesterians thought Google Street View's image of Middle Road depicted the corpse of child.

Gumshoe reporters tracked down the child in question—Azura Beebeejaun, age ten—and discovered that little Miss Beebeejaun was alive and well. The child claimed she did not know Google Street View was taking her picture the day she played dead in a gutter near her home.
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Re: Child Plays Dead on Google Street View, Horrifies a Nation
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2012, 05:51:10 AM »
LMAO..kids are friggin weird sometimes :lmao: My guess is she laid down there playing some game and probably liked daydreaming there and stayed long enough to get her pic snapped. My kids love laying down like that when the weather is as nice as it looks in that shot, but usually its in the yard on on a lawn chair or something, not the street. Something tells me we missed mom or a neighbor yelling 'Get your ass up out of the street' a little bit later. As a funny, by my old house, the road behind it for the google image has me turning onto my street in it..it is the freakay! :panic: :panic:

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Re: Child Plays Dead on Google Street View, Horrifies a Nation
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2012, 09:17:43 AM »
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To comfort her worried fans, Miss Beebeejaun posed for a photograph in which she wears an outfit similar to the one she wore on the day she did not die.


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Re: Child Plays Dead on Google Street View, Horrifies a Nation
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2012, 12:20:49 PM »
This would be funny if it weren't so damned stupid.

I hate to sound like vesta, but this shit sounds like Big Brotha, eye-in-the-sky.

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Re: Child Plays Dead on Google Street View, Horrifies a Nation
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2012, 01:25:55 PM »
If this is all it takes to "horrify a nation", well, I suspect they're a nation of thin-skinned idiots.
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Re: Child Plays Dead on Google Street View, Horrifies a Nation
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 04:04:47 AM »
If this is all it takes to "horrify a nation", well, I suspect they're a nation of thin-skinned idiots.

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