Maybe Elad got laid off, and put it in his backpack when he left.
Still expecting Skimmer to DUmp one of the Bobbsey Twins.
If my fellow alum dumps anybody, it should be Lord Marblehead EarlG, who adds nothing to Skins's island.
Lord Marblehead imagines himself another Fanny Trollope or Charles Dickens or Randolph Churchill, coming ashore here and becoming an "instant" expert on America and Americans, even before the soles of his shoes are dry.
And it was Lord Marblehead, when Skins and Elad were out of the office having lunch together, who gave Doug's stupid ex-wife Beth the "okay" to start up the scam on Skins's island, which turned out such a black eye for my fellow alum that Lord Marblehead's never been left alone in the office since then.