ZERO BONG.
BTW, Ugg is owned by a company called Deckers that is HQed here and they are far left liberals.
No wonder I hated those things. I remember living in SoCal there were GUYS who used to wear them, usually in trendy places like Huntington Beach while wearing shorts--really, dude? I'd really piss them off when I'd say something like, "Man those look nice! My wife has a pair just like those!"
Try wearing them out in ice and snow and see how well they hold up. I'll take my Red Wings, thanks very much.