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"My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« on: December 20, 2011, 09:23:17 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/100250068

and the cousin is a Republican:

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 My cousin lives in Iowa. She is so friking sick of all the "bothersome hopefuls" that she is
not going to vote.

She is a republican so I just told her I understand. It is not even worth trying to talk to her about positions. I get the feeling, however, that several in her circle are feeling the same way. They hate that Iowa is pounced on during the election cycle. She won't answer her phone, and always looks out to see who is coming to her door.

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3. she just says ugg politics I hate it

On the one hand I like that she doesn't vote repuke, but I always encourage everyone to exercise their right even when its misguided

 
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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2011, 09:29:53 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/100250068

and the cousin is a Republican:

Wait, no she isn't: ::)


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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2011, 09:35:39 PM »
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ugg politics I hate it

I have a pair of Ugg slippers, and they're about the most comfortable things you can imagine.

I first started buying Uggs when they were advertised by Rush.

They're such a quality company, I expect their politics are Republican, or whatever the equivalent is in Australia.

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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2011, 10:23:52 PM »
Isn't Pam sick of her own lies yet?

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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2011, 10:31:23 PM »
Isn't Pam sick of her own lies yet?
She'll never get tired of lying, but since she came back with the new username she seems really weak and subdued.

Kind of like Jack Nicholson after the shock treatments in Cuckoo's Nest.

Maybe she's on more powerful psych meds, or maybe it's a side effect from her new job in a war zone.

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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2011, 10:50:23 PM »
She'll never get tired of lying, but since she came back with the new username she seems really weak and subdued.

Kind of like Jack Nicholson after the shock treatments in Cuckoo's Nest.

Maybe she's on more powerful psych meds, or maybe it's a side effect from her new job in a war zone.

Made me laugh. H5

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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2011, 11:31:21 PM »
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On the one hand I like that she doesn't vote repuke

Just because your cousin isn't voting in the caucus doesn't mean she won't vote Republican next fall, DUmbass.

This sounds like a set-up for a bouncy next year, the "cousin converted" variety.
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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 12:24:46 AM »
I doubt that Pam has a cousin that lives in Iowa, and if she does, the cousin probably suffers from the same mongoloid gene that has made Pam herself such a drain on society.  I call bullshit on the entire premise of this bouncy.  :bs:

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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2011, 04:32:33 AM »
Just because your cousin isn't voting in the caucus doesn't mean she won't vote Republican next fall, DUmbass.

This sounds like a set-up for a bouncy next year, the "cousin converted" variety.

Yeah . . . she thinks that no one can see the setup.
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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2011, 08:24:09 AM »
Isn't Pam sick of her own lies yet?

That would only happen if she could remember and keep track of them, but that isn't a problem to her since she wakes up on a new planet every day.
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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2011, 08:47:16 AM »
That would only happen if she could remember and keep track of them, but that isn't a problem to her since she wakes up on a new planet every day.

I was thinking she "wakes up to a whole new world" every day, but that works, too.
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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2011, 11:20:53 AM »
ZERO BONG.

BTW, Ugg is owned by a company called Deckers that is HQed here and they are far left liberals.
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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2011, 11:57:32 AM »
ZERO BONG.

BTW, Ugg is owned by a company called Deckers that is HQed here and they are far left liberals.

No wonder I hated those things.  I remember living in SoCal there were GUYS who used to wear them, usually in trendy places like Huntington Beach while wearing shorts--really, dude?  I'd really piss them off when I'd say something like, "Man those look nice!  My wife has a pair just like those!"

Try wearing them out in ice and snow and see how well they hold up.  I'll take my Red Wings, thanks very much.
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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2011, 12:18:51 PM »
Uggs slippers rule.

Uggs boots suck.

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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2011, 12:45:11 PM »
No wonder I hated those things.  I remember living in SoCal there were GUYS who used to wear them, usually in trendy places like Huntington Beach while wearing shorts--really, dude?  I'd really piss them off when I'd say something like, "Man those look nice!  My wife has a pair just like those!"

Try wearing them out in ice and snow and see how well they hold up.  I'll take my Red Wings, thanks very much.

Haha Guys still do that here. Never owned a pair myself.
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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2011, 01:38:13 PM »
My cousin lives across two creeks from me ....and votes republican. No use talking politics with him, he's just like me. :-)
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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2011, 01:52:27 PM »
Uggs are well Uggly...I just buy knockoffs for comfort since they look just as ugly whether they have little label on the back or not :-)



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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2011, 04:41:39 PM »
Pam, Really did your parents have any children that lived? If so I bet they are regretting it now.
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Re: "My cousin lives in Iowa" (dementedjeep)
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2011, 04:52:14 PM »
I was very suspect of these posts actually belonging to Pam as there was capitalization of letters, commas, and words spelled correctly.    Then she posted this:

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5. she says they get hounded all the time

phone, door, TV and mailings.

She said the next one to show up at her door was going to get an ear full.


All is well, it's Pam.