I got my DU star,
, now it feels like a tattoo I got on a dare. Yes, this is the actual star of shame.
[Star of blunder, star of blight, star that's loyal to the Right. . . .]Let's sing the whole thing, shall we? The latest from yours truly, the wag tailoring the doggerel:
REFUGEES FROM DU WE ARE (Star of Blunder
)Tune: "We Three Kings of Orient Are"Refugees from DU we are
Baring rifts and bearing a scar
Wallets thinner, bled by Skinner
Why did we buy a star?
O star of blunder, star of blight
Star that's loyal to the Right
Once believing, now we're leaving
Guide us to a lefter site
DU3 was our final straw
When the screen and new rules we saw
To display more, you must pay more
Skinner did Shock and Law
O star of blunder, star of blight
Star that's loyal to the Right
Once believing, now we're leaving
Guide us to a lefter site
DU star, you now are a sin
Buying you, what fools we have been!
Learned our lesson, we're progressin'
We're in the LUnie Bin!
O star of blunder, star of blight
Star that's loyal to the Right
Once believing, now we're leaving
Guide us to a lefter site