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Offline CG6468

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Lost Grandson
« on: December 01, 2011, 11:38:26 AM »
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My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

"Grandpa."

The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Miller Lite and big tits."
Illinois, south of the gun controllers in Chi town