Man Arrested for Boosting Butts With Cement, Fix-A-Flat

[BattleHymn]

ABC News  Dan Childs

Florida police on Friday arrested a man suspected of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots – injecting at least one woman with a cocktail of substances including cement, glue and tire sealant.
And, believe it or not, that man is the person pictured above.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/11/18/man-arrested-for-boosting-butts-with-cement-fix-a-flat/


I've got nothing to add to this.  Nothing.   

[RightCoast]

“We’ve heard of people having caulk or industrial-grade silicone, neither of which is approved for use anywhere in the body, injected into their buttocks,” Dr. Felmont Eaves, a North Carolina-based plastic surgeon and president of the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, told ABCNews.com at the time of Aderotimi’s death.  “There are safe ways to augment the buttocks. Fat grafts usually work extremely well, but obviously you want someone who is board-certified to do that procedure.”

[Celtic Rose]

Oh, the picture of the "man" 

[thundley4]

That woman needed a wide load sign on he ass.

[zeitgeist]

I got two sentences in to this and knew it needed to head to the lounge.

MIAMI (AP) -- A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant.
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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BOTCHED_BUTTOCKS_SURGERY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-11-20-14-59-19

And it gets better.





Yes, this is from Florweirduh!

Inflate a flat?  Cement??   Mm, mmm, mmm.  Bodacious butt baby but it's a little lumpy.  

ETA another link worth a peep.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063538/Fake-doctor-Oneal-Ron-Morris-boosted-womans-home-implant.html

[BlueStateSaint]

There's a ballbuster joke in there somewhere . . .

And it's a dupe.  But(t), you've got pics.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,66808.0.html

[zeitgeist]

There's a ballbuster joke in there somewhere . . .

And it's a dupe.  But(t), you've got pics.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,66808.0.html

Opps I missed BH edition.  Looks like it got a rapid combine.  Thanks.  There is just too much thick rich humor in this to be spead too thin.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Haul Ass and don't make two trips" now doesn't it.

[Chris_]

The suspect - who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman - apparently performed the surgery on herself, and investigators say she may have victimized others. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after a year on the lam.

[zeitgeist]

Now I wonder if this build a butt business has been inspired by profiles of Moochelle's huba huba hinnie??

And here is the goo with the glue from the UK link I provided earlier.  Yum.



Looks a bit like the plaster I used on the ceiling the other day.  

[BlueStateSaint]

Now I wonder if this build a butt business has been inspired by profiles of Moochelle??

And here is the goo with the glue from the UK link I provided earlier.  Yum.



Looks a bit like the plaster I used on the ceiling the other day.   

If nadin sees that, she'll add "plastic surgeon" to her resume . . .