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Offline CG6468

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Telepathic Rape?
« on: November 01, 2011, 11:56:28 AM »
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Police: Shooter says neighbor ‘telepathically’ threatened him, wife

By Sheena McFarland

and NATE CARLISLE

The Salt Lake Tribune
First published Oct 31 2011 10:37AM
Updated Oct 31, 2011 10:58PM

The man who shot his neighbor Sunday in Centerville claimed he did it in self-defense, according to jail documents.

The neighbor, Tony Pierce, 41, remained in a battle for his life Monday.

The bullet that entered his back hit several vital organs, including the sac around his heart. His spleen was removed in surgery, said Lt. Paul Child of the Centerville Police Department.

Police arrested Michael Selleneit, 53, who was charged Monday with felony counts of attempted murder and unlawful weapon possession. The attempted murder charge carries the possibility of up to life in prison.

According to a probable cause statement filed with the Davis County jail, Selleneit told detectives he shot Pierce in self-defense with intent to kill him. Selleneit claimed Pierce had been "telepathically threatening" to kill Selleneit and his wife.

"Selleneit also claimed that Pierce had telepathically raped his wife on many occasions," police wrote in the statement.

He looks like the brain trust of Salt Lake City.

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Re: Telepathic Rape?
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 12:33:29 PM »
Damn, unless his wife looks one whole Hell of a lot better than him, it'd be more a matter of telepathically beating her with a shovel. 
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Re: Telepathic Rape?
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2011, 01:06:09 PM »
Apparently it is the thought that counts.
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Re: Telepathic Rape?
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2011, 01:08:14 PM »
telePathetic moron
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Re: Telepathic Rape?
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2011, 04:44:27 PM »
I was sure UGP had been in the grapefruit juice again and did the nasty with.... something.
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