Knowing the DUmmies affinity for drugs, he probably has the type of cold only crystal meth can cure.
Well, I don't mean to cast any aspersions upon my other fellow Nebraskan, but when Nebraska made it more difficult to purchase ingredients for methamphetamines, the state and the medical community went out of its way to widely and broadly broadcast all the hundreds of sorts of alternatives to Sudafed.
As you know, sir, drugs, licit and illicit, aren't my thing, and so I pay little or no attention, but this particular issue caught my eye long enough for me to learn that the alternatives are rather, uh, numerous.