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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2011, 08:30:33 AM »
Well, I had sex on my wedding night.

Both of them.   :-)
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2011, 08:59:40 AM »
My wife and I were too tired . . . plus, I wanted to see Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, to see Ray Borque hoist the Cup. :whistling: :o :-)
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2011, 01:17:18 PM »
Considering that neither one of us were hampered by THC or other mind altering drugs (besides the complementary bottle of champagne) unlike the drug addled DUmmies we had no problems that night.  :-)

Of course we had a courthouse wedding followed by a trip to PSD to get me on his page 2 then off to a night at a nice hotel.
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2011, 01:18:23 PM »
Definitely not true, Hell, why would I have wanted to stop for the wedding night?

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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2011, 01:24:34 PM »
The fact that I don't recall is pretty much indicative of the reason I am no longer married.   :whatever:
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2011, 03:25:28 PM »
Wedding night sex?  Of course!  Why should that be different from any other night for me?  My husband is a machine. 

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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2011, 03:39:51 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on October 10, 2011, 03:25:28 PM
Wedding night sex?  Of course!  Why should that be different from any other night for me?  My husband is a machine. 

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You don't sound happy. :-)
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2011, 06:11:08 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 10, 2011, 01:24:34 PM
The fact that I don't recall is pretty much indicative of the reason I am no longer married.   :whatever:

"Was it meh for you, too?"

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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2011, 06:19:17 PM »
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Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!

It depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is.

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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2011, 06:21:26 PM »
Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.

He said on his wedding night he told his bride he wanted to have sex.

She said, "Okay, I'll leave the room and give you some privacy."
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2011, 07:05:32 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 10, 2011, 06:11:08 PM
"Was it meh for you, too?"

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I don't recall.   :panic:
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2011, 09:08:06 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on October 10, 2011, 03:39:51 PM
You don't sound happy. :-)


I had to quickly think of something to say to get rid of the visual of CalPig having sex.  Ewwwww!

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